Me: Hey can you do your dishes
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man

Spoiler alert.

"Hear me out" and its just a picture of the most conventionally attractive fan service big titty anime goth girl you have ever seen.

Can we stop making live action remakes of everything and start making muppet remakes of every film and musical

“Don’t feed the trolls” also extends to bad opinion pieces in papers of record.

They run them bc people react to them the most.

If we stop linking to bad columns and instead post thinkers we find valuable (& generate convo around it), incentives change.

It’s not easy and takes constant practice!

To save millions in data storage, the National Sex Offender Registry has announced it will merge with the White House’s government website.

Sex Offenders can be viewed on the ‘Meet the Team’ page beginning January 20th, 2025.

I love scary movies but living in one for 4 years seems a little excessive.

I miss the days when I was just the waffle eater and not the waffle maker.

Bought a new smart fridge so now I have about 5 days to get a computer networking degree so I can use it

that baby strong as fuck holding him down like that

If you sing along to songs in the movie theater I’m killing you with an old hatchet

I love discovering a song and then listening to it 70 times in 48 hours 😈