Nardo
@nardoticarus.bsky.social
He/Him | King of Sorg (Self-Proclaimed)
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Nardo
@nardoticarus.bsky.social
· May 11
Stand 🧍
In the place where you live 🏠
Now face North ⬆️
Think about 🤔 direction 🧭
Wonder why you haven't before 🤷♂️
Now stand 🧍
In the place where you work 🏢
Now face West ⬅️
Think about 🤔 the place where you live 🏠
Wonder why you haven't before 🤷♂️
I think 🤔
I'm going ☝️😃💡
To pee on the ground 😈💦⛱
In the place where you live 🏠
Now face North ⬆️
Think about 🤔 direction 🧭
Wonder why you haven't before 🤷♂️
Now stand 🧍
In the place where you work 🏢
Now face West ⬅️
Think about 🤔 the place where you live 🏠
Wonder why you haven't before 🤷♂️
I think 🤔
I'm going ☝️😃💡
To pee on the ground 😈💦⛱
Kingdom Hearts 2 is now 20 years old...
December 22, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Kingdom Hearts 2 is now 20 years old...
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Biscuits, but also gravy in addition to said biscuits.
November 13, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Biscuits, but also gravy in addition to said biscuits.
Update: They weren't there, but the were in a box of my brother's somehow. He didn't steal them or anything, they might have ended up there when we moved a while back. Unfortunately, the ear bits came off and it made them uncomfortable to wear, so I bought a new pair during the spring.
I have a pair of sunglasses underneath my bed, in a box, but I've not been bothered to get them out, so I just Clint Eastwood everywhere I go.
September 5, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Update: They weren't there, but the were in a box of my brother's somehow. He didn't steal them or anything, they might have ended up there when we moved a while back. Unfortunately, the ear bits came off and it made them uncomfortable to wear, so I bought a new pair during the spring.
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Shout Out to everyone who’s suffering with something silently bc they can’t share it
Here’s hoping everything will be okay someday~
Here’s hoping everything will be okay someday~
August 29, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Shout Out to everyone who’s suffering with something silently bc they can’t share it
Here’s hoping everything will be okay someday~
Here’s hoping everything will be okay someday~
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How awesome is it that most animals love chin scritches and belly rubs 😊
August 29, 2025 at 11:19 AM
How awesome is it that most animals love chin scritches and belly rubs 😊
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Happy Pride Month, Fannibals!
June 3, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Happy Pride Month, Fannibals!
Stand 🧍
In the place where you live 🏠
Now face North ⬆️
Think about 🤔 direction 🧭
Wonder why you haven't before 🤷♂️
Now stand 🧍
In the place where you work 🏢
Now face West ⬅️
Think about 🤔 the place where you live 🏠
Wonder why you haven't before 🤷♂️
I think 🤔
I'm going ☝️😃💡
To pee on the ground 😈💦⛱
In the place where you live 🏠
Now face North ⬆️
Think about 🤔 direction 🧭
Wonder why you haven't before 🤷♂️
Now stand 🧍
In the place where you work 🏢
Now face West ⬅️
Think about 🤔 the place where you live 🏠
Wonder why you haven't before 🤷♂️
I think 🤔
I'm going ☝️😃💡
To pee on the ground 😈💦⛱
May 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Stand 🧍
In the place where you live 🏠
Now face North ⬆️
Think about 🤔 direction 🧭
Wonder why you haven't before 🤷♂️
Now stand 🧍
In the place where you work 🏢
Now face West ⬅️
Think about 🤔 the place where you live 🏠
Wonder why you haven't before 🤷♂️
I think 🤔
I'm going ☝️😃💡
To pee on the ground 😈💦⛱
In the place where you live 🏠
Now face North ⬆️
Think about 🤔 direction 🧭
Wonder why you haven't before 🤷♂️
Now stand 🧍
In the place where you work 🏢
Now face West ⬅️
Think about 🤔 the place where you live 🏠
Wonder why you haven't before 🤷♂️
I think 🤔
I'm going ☝️😃💡
To pee on the ground 😈💦⛱
Potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato
May 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato
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DINO NUGGIES AND FRIES
March 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
DINO NUGGIES AND FRIES
What is a sheep's favorite metal band? 🐑🎸🤘
Baa-thory
Baa-thory
March 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
What is a sheep's favorite metal band? 🐑🎸🤘
Baa-thory
Baa-thory
It's my birthday ~🎵 It's my birthday ~🎵 It's my birthday ~🎵 Yeah, yeah~🎵
March 7, 2025 at 2:33 PM
It's my birthday ~🎵 It's my birthday ~🎵 It's my birthday ~🎵 Yeah, yeah~🎵
I was sick today and didn't get out of bed until 4:30 PM. By 8:30, I felt like I had never been sick to begin with.
February 24, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I was sick today and didn't get out of bed until 4:30 PM. By 8:30, I felt like I had never been sick to begin with.
Google is not the be-all-end-all of what holidays do and don't get celebrated. Just because they removed them from their calendar doesn't mean they no longer exist.
February 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Google is not the be-all-end-all of what holidays do and don't get celebrated. Just because they removed them from their calendar doesn't mean they no longer exist.
Both Klonoa games have banger music, by the way. 🎵
February 4, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Both Klonoa games have banger music, by the way. 🎵
When I was a kid, because of how their logo looked, I thought Lowe's was called Louie's.
February 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
When I was a kid, because of how their logo looked, I thought Lowe's was called Louie's.
Merry Christmas! 🇺🇲🇬🇧
Wesołych Świąt! 🇵🇱
Wesołych Świąt! 🇵🇱
December 25, 2024 at 2:55 PM
Merry Christmas! 🇺🇲🇬🇧
Wesołych Świąt! 🇵🇱
Wesołych Świąt! 🇵🇱
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December 18, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Pepperoni Rolls! (With sauce)
December 15, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Pepperoni Rolls! (With sauce)
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It's almost that time y'all.
November 30, 2024 at 6:16 PM
It's almost that time y'all.
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very original "bitch about my retail job on black friday" post but people are way too comfortable lashing out at employees over shit that Does Not Matter. i'm told "maybe they're having a bad day", but i have a lot of bad days, and i've never yelled at and belittled an employee in my life
November 30, 2024 at 11:12 AM
very original "bitch about my retail job on black friday" post but people are way too comfortable lashing out at employees over shit that Does Not Matter. i'm told "maybe they're having a bad day", but i have a lot of bad days, and i've never yelled at and belittled an employee in my life
REJECT RAVIOLI, EMBRACE PIEROGI
a close up of a piece of bread on a blue surface
Alt: I BELIEVE IN PIEROGI SUPREMACY
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November 30, 2024 at 9:18 PM
REJECT RAVIOLI, EMBRACE PIEROGI