Narci
@narcii.bsky.social
Parenting, intrusive thoughts, jokes, approximate knowledge of at least a few things. Was 4fite.
Getting emails from old school picture people trying to get me to buy 4 year old photos. This is cheating, theyre so cute and little!!
Oh and hey we can use these to date exactly when Miss Seven got the scar on her face from walking into a street sign.
Oh and hey we can use these to date exactly when Miss Seven got the scar on her face from walking into a street sign.
December 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Getting emails from old school picture people trying to get me to buy 4 year old photos. This is cheating, theyre so cute and little!!
Oh and hey we can use these to date exactly when Miss Seven got the scar on her face from walking into a street sign.
Oh and hey we can use these to date exactly when Miss Seven got the scar on her face from walking into a street sign.
You know you've really hit the Christmas spirit chaos when you come into work and literally no one knows what's going on. Just... chilling, getting paid to do nothing until someone gets me something to do?
December 9, 2025 at 2:48 PM
You know you've really hit the Christmas spirit chaos when you come into work and literally no one knows what's going on. Just... chilling, getting paid to do nothing until someone gets me something to do?
Don't recommend following up eating your crown with an edible. Now I'm super paranoid I'm going to barf up my crown.
December 8, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Don't recommend following up eating your crown with an edible. Now I'm super paranoid I'm going to barf up my crown.
Watching @amplevigour.bsky.social teach Mr Six wrestling. Miss Seven keeps solemnly informing him that if he taught Mr. Six tips and tricks "he [4'4"]was going to crush you [6'3"]."
December 7, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Watching @amplevigour.bsky.social teach Mr Six wrestling. Miss Seven keeps solemnly informing him that if he taught Mr. Six tips and tricks "he [4'4"]was going to crush you [6'3"]."
Swallowed my new crown today, too amused to be mad about it.
December 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Swallowed my new crown today, too amused to be mad about it.
This is nothing but what bullshit is.
December 5, 2025 at 12:15 PM
This is nothing but what bullshit is.
It remains totally bullshit that femme people are expected to wear a fake face to look "professional". Hi, this is my face but I have painted it so you take me seriously.
December 4, 2025 at 1:41 PM
It remains totally bullshit that femme people are expected to wear a fake face to look "professional". Hi, this is my face but I have painted it so you take me seriously.
Please wish me luck this morning for my first job interview in like 11 years.
December 4, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Please wish me luck this morning for my first job interview in like 11 years.
My most boomer option is we give these kids snow days for the most weaksauce storms these days. Ugh!
December 2, 2025 at 3:22 PM
My most boomer option is we give these kids snow days for the most weaksauce storms these days. Ugh!
After my years as a kept woman, I can say working for a living is pretty disappointing come paycheck time.
November 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
After my years as a kept woman, I can say working for a living is pretty disappointing come paycheck time.
"[SEVEN], STOP IT!! THAT'S HURTING MY FEELINGS!"
"What?? I'm just singing Jingle Bells with my tongue out! Wheh wheh wheh wheh wheh whelh wheh whath ahw thuh thayh"
Brb googling "can I get cPTSD from being annoyed".
"What?? I'm just singing Jingle Bells with my tongue out! Wheh wheh wheh wheh wheh whelh wheh whath ahw thuh thayh"
Brb googling "can I get cPTSD from being annoyed".
November 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
"[SEVEN], STOP IT!! THAT'S HURTING MY FEELINGS!"
"What?? I'm just singing Jingle Bells with my tongue out! Wheh wheh wheh wheh wheh whelh wheh whath ahw thuh thayh"
Brb googling "can I get cPTSD from being annoyed".
"What?? I'm just singing Jingle Bells with my tongue out! Wheh wheh wheh wheh wheh whelh wheh whath ahw thuh thayh"
Brb googling "can I get cPTSD from being annoyed".
Here's one from mine entirely without context.
November 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Here's one from mine entirely without context.
Kids are currently forcing @amplevigour.bsky.social to teach axolotl preschool and college. They've already learned about pollution and now he needs to teach them ratios.
November 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Kids are currently forcing @amplevigour.bsky.social to teach axolotl preschool and college. They've already learned about pollution and now he needs to teach them ratios.
Cannot decide if my least favorite misspelling I just keep seeing is balling my eyes out or putting the baby in dippers. Balling my eyes out because I can't buy dippers.
November 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Cannot decide if my least favorite misspelling I just keep seeing is balling my eyes out or putting the baby in dippers. Balling my eyes out because I can't buy dippers.
Accidentally stuck a super sticky car phone mount to an old banana, in case you thought your day was going stupid.
November 20, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Accidentally stuck a super sticky car phone mount to an old banana, in case you thought your day was going stupid.
I'm not sure why we don't talk about it more: pedos are so common because a lot of men are into very young women and lying about it. The significance between 17 and 18 is cultural, not biological. People suck, bring back shame.
November 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I'm not sure why we don't talk about it more: pedos are so common because a lot of men are into very young women and lying about it. The significance between 17 and 18 is cultural, not biological. People suck, bring back shame.
It's the end of democracy, it's YET ANOTHER half day at school, and I need to meal plan. I guess I've got a case of the Mondays.
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
It's the end of democracy, it's YET ANOTHER half day at school, and I need to meal plan. I guess I've got a case of the Mondays.
Considering changing my single issue voter issue from "primary Schumer" to "find the phylactery and destroy the immoral lich of New York."
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Considering changing my single issue voter issue from "primary Schumer" to "find the phylactery and destroy the immoral lich of New York."
Oh. The horrors are so fresh today.
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Oh. The horrors are so fresh today.
Watching my kid just crush it at Mario and so happy I'm giving him the leg up I never had at being good at RPGs one day.
November 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Watching my kid just crush it at Mario and so happy I'm giving him the leg up I never had at being good at RPGs one day.
Mister six: "I can't wait til youth wrestling! Which is in 20 minutes!" He says, with devastating accuracy, as I put dinner on the table. Oops.
November 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Mister six: "I can't wait til youth wrestling! Which is in 20 minutes!" He says, with devastating accuracy, as I put dinner on the table. Oops.
Can't wait to see where High Wizard-Elect Mamdani's portal goes to.
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Our new resume portal is live, and we’re looking for top talent in NYC to help build this administration and deliver on our affordability agenda.
Could that be you? Apply using the link below.
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November 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Can't wait to see where High Wizard-Elect Mamdani's portal goes to.
Graphic design is my passion.
[P] Found a higher-quality photo; IT *IS* TAPED UP SHEETS OF PAPER!
November 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Graphic design is my passion.
Even now I have to confess I think of JoJo Siwa first when I see Curtis Sliwa's name.
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Even now I have to confess I think of JoJo Siwa first when I see Curtis Sliwa's name.