Naptowns Elite 7/3 🎇
@naptownbound.bsky.social
29 ♋️
14🎓
317📍
Chill vibes only
14🎓
317📍
Chill vibes only
Jobs be like “we found a better candidate”
I’ll beat both of yall assès
I’ll beat both of yall assès
November 21, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Jobs be like “we found a better candidate”
I’ll beat both of yall assès
I’ll beat both of yall assès
"what do you see in her?"🤨🤔
My Dìćk If I Can Keep It A Buck Bossman🤷🏾♂️
My Dìćk If I Can Keep It A Buck Bossman🤷🏾♂️
November 9, 2025 at 8:31 AM
"what do you see in her?"🤨🤔
My Dìćk If I Can Keep It A Buck Bossman🤷🏾♂️
My Dìćk If I Can Keep It A Buck Bossman🤷🏾♂️
That one chill guy who’s having car trouble be waiting in the parking lot after work finna ask if you could take them home like
November 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
That one chill guy who’s having car trouble be waiting in the parking lot after work finna ask if you could take them home like
Grand Rising 🌅
Have a b🎃🎃itful Halloween 👻✨
Have a b🎃🎃itful Halloween 👻✨
October 31, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Grand Rising 🌅
Have a b🎃🎃itful Halloween 👻✨
Have a b🎃🎃itful Halloween 👻✨
Me watching everyone’s toxic relationships from my throne of singleness
October 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Me watching everyone’s toxic relationships from my throne of singleness
These the boots Dexter be rocking in Dexter’s laboratory 🥼😭🤣💀
October 22, 2025 at 4:50 AM
These the boots Dexter be rocking in Dexter’s laboratory 🥼😭🤣💀
When you have the power to open other worlds but you can’t unlock her heart
October 22, 2025 at 4:22 AM
When you have the power to open other worlds but you can’t unlock her heart
“This is King of the Hill..Mayne”
October 10, 2025 at 6:58 AM
“This is King of the Hill..Mayne”
“If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy”
Me who’s neither:🤧
Me who’s neither:🤧
October 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
“If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy”
Me who’s neither:🤧
Me who’s neither:🤧
When you waiting on them to break up but she post an ultrasound
October 7, 2025 at 5:27 AM
When you waiting on them to break up but she post an ultrasound
“ this is how it feels to chew 5 gum “
October 5, 2025 at 5:31 AM
“ this is how it feels to chew 5 gum “
How l look at someone when they ask what I'm doing but they can clearly see what I'm doing..
October 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
How l look at someone when they ask what I'm doing but they can clearly see what I'm doing..
Trying to stay calm when you're explaining something for the third time and they still don't get it.
October 2, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Trying to stay calm when you're explaining something for the third time and they still don't get it.
My lawyer: Ok your honor, we'll take 25 years
Me:
Me:
October 2, 2025 at 6:34 AM
My lawyer: Ok your honor, we'll take 25 years
Me:
Me:
How I look at the last two glazed donuts in the box..😅🤣🤷🏾♂️
October 2, 2025 at 5:17 AM
How I look at the last two glazed donuts in the box..😅🤣🤷🏾♂️
When you finally beat your friend in Mario Kart but it was witha Blue Shell on the final lap…
October 2, 2025 at 5:13 AM
When you finally beat your friend in Mario Kart but it was witha Blue Shell on the final lap…
“for the plot” i say as i actively ruin my life
October 2, 2025 at 5:06 AM
“for the plot” i say as i actively ruin my life
How i jump into conclusions when i call her and she doesn't pick up..
October 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
How i jump into conclusions when i call her and she doesn't pick up..
I ain’t fumble no shortie; im toxic, she escaped..
September 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I ain’t fumble no shortie; im toxic, she escaped..
When the top is mid at best but the vibes is cool 😎 🫠
September 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
When the top is mid at best but the vibes is cool 😎 🫠
How I be looking when ik im fcked up and im wondering how I’m making home
September 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
How I be looking when ik im fcked up and im wondering how I’m making home
I may look normal but when I watch shows I mostly agree with the villains
September 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I may look normal but when I watch shows I mostly agree with the villains
And if I send you this ...your a bald headed lion ahh btch 🤣
September 29, 2025 at 7:44 PM
And if I send you this ...your a bald headed lion ahh btch 🤣
*nobody*
Cellmate: Well I don’t know about you but I’m overdue for a 🌰
Me:
Cellmate: Well I don’t know about you but I’m overdue for a 🌰
Me:
September 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
*nobody*
Cellmate: Well I don’t know about you but I’m overdue for a 🌰
Me:
Cellmate: Well I don’t know about you but I’m overdue for a 🌰
Me: