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Chill vibes only
Jobs be like “we found a better candidate”
I’ll beat both of yall assès
November 21, 2025 at 7:39 AM
"what do you see in her?"🤨🤔

My Dìćk If I Can Keep It A Buck Bossman🤷🏾‍♂️
November 9, 2025 at 8:31 AM
That one chill guy who’s having car trouble be waiting in the parking lot after work finna ask if you could take them home like
November 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
When you thought it was going good but then she randomly turns into Danny Phantom and …
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November 7, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Grand Rising 🌅
Have a b🎃🎃itful Halloween 👻✨
October 31, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Me watching everyone’s toxic relationships from my throne of singleness
October 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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ICE raids in Texas. The cartels should show them what time it is
October 28, 2025 at 3:09 AM
October 22, 2025 at 5:02 AM
These the boots Dexter be rocking in Dexter’s laboratory 🥼😭🤣💀
October 22, 2025 at 4:50 AM
When you have the power to open other worlds but you can’t unlock her heart
October 22, 2025 at 4:22 AM
“This is King of the Hill..Mayne”
October 10, 2025 at 6:58 AM
On a scale of 1-10 for you I’ll say you are today’s date of 10/10
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October 10, 2025 at 6:40 AM
“If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy”

Me who’s neither:🤧
October 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
When you waiting on them to break up but she post an ultrasound
October 7, 2025 at 5:27 AM
“ this is how it feels to chew 5 gum “
October 5, 2025 at 5:31 AM
How l look at someone when they ask what I'm doing but they can clearly see what I'm doing..
October 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Trying to stay calm when you're explaining something for the third time and they still don't get it.
October 2, 2025 at 5:51 PM
My lawyer: Ok your honor, we'll take 25 years
Me:
October 2, 2025 at 6:34 AM
How I look at the last two glazed donuts in the box..😅🤣🤷🏾‍♂️
October 2, 2025 at 5:17 AM
When you finally beat your friend in Mario Kart but it was witha Blue Shell on the final lap…
October 2, 2025 at 5:13 AM
“for the plot” i say as i actively ruin my life
October 2, 2025 at 5:06 AM
How i jump into conclusions when i call her and she doesn't pick up..
October 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I ain’t fumble no shortie; im toxic, she escaped..
September 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Therapist: What do we say when we are mad?

Me: Gang Gang

Therapist: No.
September 30, 2025 at 6:11 AM
When the top is mid at best but the vibes is cool 😎 🫠
September 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM