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boozer croozir
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happy new year
January 1, 2026 at 8:54 AM
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All it takes is one bad gig.
December 31, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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NBA downtime remains unmatched. The Cleveland Pogoliers.
December 31, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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MILITARY/SU_7.GIF
December 1, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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the license plate on my $1000 sports car says “MR THANKSGIVING” because i celebrate thanksgiving each and every year
November 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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FANTASY/3X3EYES4.GIF
November 29, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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It may not seem like it, but Angels are very hot to the human touch. Depending on who you are, it may leave you with burns. This is only a single reason it is never advised to make this kind of contact with Angels.
November 19, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Angels can not see glass, and their bodies go right through it. Remember to close your curtains at night, or they may take it as an invitation into your residence.
November 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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BOO!
October 31, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w
October 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Chin game 💯
October 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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yesterday i went out of town. after i checked into my hotel room, i realized i'd forgotten to pack a phone charger. so i ended up going to a store nearby and buying a charger that worked with my phone
September 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Find me a more esoteric / cursed module description and I'll send you a picture of a fox
September 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
HAHAHAHAHA PACKWATCH
September 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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i bought a bottle of mayonnaise at the store yesterday. what i didn't realize was that my wife had already bought a new bottle of mayonnaise only days prior. so without getting too granular, the situation as it stands right now is essentially that we have two full bottles of mayonnaise
August 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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bluesky absolutely has a growth problem. at this point it's just me, the several thousand sockpuppet accounts i faithfully maintain, and you. and if you're weirded out by that, how about you just take a beat and imagine what an average day is like for me
August 7, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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my ideal version of a new york city mayor is a dr. robotnik type figure who sort of hovers over the city in a flying orb type vehicle. he never actually lands, he just flies around and yells and points at you menacingly. maybe he could occasionally throw some obstacles that you have to avoid
July 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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i spend $2700 on food per day. i skip breakfast and lunch and for dinner i eat a taco filled with rare jewels and a preserved tortilla autographed by gerald ford
July 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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yeem yeem
April 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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[struggling to remember what knicks fans say] beep beep
May 13, 2025 at 2:24 AM
we should tho 💖
May 11, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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December 20, 2024 at 6:04 AM
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December 15, 2024 at 1:30 AM
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December 15, 2024 at 1:32 PM