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The new iOS update is absolute dogshit from a design perspective. 1/10
July 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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i can’t stop watching this vid of dan deacon doing the anthem before the orioles game yesterday it just gets better and better and all the crowd shots are golden
July 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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TAPPING THE SIGN
February 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Libs, in victory: see we didn't need the left, fuck them, they get nothing, they ARE nothing

Libs, in defeat: we needed the left and they betrayed us, time to call the cops on anne frank
February 24, 2025 at 12:19 PM
100% this is because his entire portfolio of insider traded stocks is over leveraged in AI startups and he’s going to demand we bail them out since he took an absolute bath today
The DeepSeek announcement from China has been called by some AI’s “Sputnik moment” for America.

It’s precisely why I made AI a top priority in the last Congress and will keep at it.
January 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Putting on chapstick so think it’s a menthol
December 14, 2024 at 1:53 AM
2023 going out on a high note
November 30, 2023 at 2:11 AM
Drinking and driving doesn’t count if the vehicle isn’t street legal
November 23, 2023 at 9:51 PM
Gal Ga-fuck yourself
November 8, 2023 at 4:31 AM
90% of salt lake food trucks are mediocre and overpriced
October 21, 2023 at 11:36 PM
I guess the tactic of calling someone while crying and begging still doesn’t work
BREAKING: U.S. Rep. Jim Jordan loses 3rd vote for House Speaker
October 20, 2023 at 4:08 PM