Bartholomew Collins, piano surgeon
@nanoplague.bsky.social
She/her. Public health. Likes reading about space ships and diseases. Learning the uke. Enjoys a good cursed object.:)
♥️Transphobes get fucked.♥️
I have spiders to count.
♥️Transphobes get fucked.♥️
I have spiders to count.
I have one person shopped for, and 4 weeks for inspiration to hit me over the head for everyone else in my life.
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I have one person shopped for, and 4 weeks for inspiration to hit me over the head for everyone else in my life.
She's also got some weird bioessentialist (and adjacent) content infesting her entire work.
November 20, 2025 at 2:24 PM
She's also got some weird bioessentialist (and adjacent) content infesting her entire work.
Once a handyman, an eternity a handyman.
November 20, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Once a handyman, an eternity a handyman.
My family lives on a farm hours from nowhere next to one of my cousins' farms. The cousin across the way has helpfully informed my dad that the pumphouse below their house is haunted by two guys in overalls. No exorcisms yet because the pump still works. I figure they must be maintenance ghosts.
November 20, 2025 at 4:40 AM
My family lives on a farm hours from nowhere next to one of my cousins' farms. The cousin across the way has helpfully informed my dad that the pumphouse below their house is haunted by two guys in overalls. No exorcisms yet because the pump still works. I figure they must be maintenance ghosts.
And of course it was a stancil thread. Egh.
November 19, 2025 at 5:58 AM
And of course it was a stancil thread. Egh.
The problem is it's not properly managed as a utility. Starlink is the only service in my home zip that isn't effectively dial up. That is non functional. It's fine for folks with alternatives to take a hard stance, but it's harder when this is the primary access they have to the wider world.
November 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The problem is it's not properly managed as a utility. Starlink is the only service in my home zip that isn't effectively dial up. That is non functional. It's fine for folks with alternatives to take a hard stance, but it's harder when this is the primary access they have to the wider world.
Oh this is gross... Wtf is wrong with him
November 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Oh this is gross... Wtf is wrong with him
I am never giving to you or any dem ever again. Craven bullshit.
November 10, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I am never giving to you or any dem ever again. Craven bullshit.
You feckless POS, you are KILLING people with your cowardly antics. You clearly can't hack it. Fuck off forever.
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
You feckless POS, you are KILLING people with your cowardly antics. You clearly can't hack it. Fuck off forever.
Retire bitch.
November 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Retire bitch.
#shocktober is a wrap
1)Bring Her Back
2)Sinners
3)Weapons
4)Nosferatu
5)Smile 2
6)Us
7)Harvest
8)The Vourdelak
9) Dead Mail
10)Ghostwatch
11)28 Years later
12)Companion
13)The Faculty
14)The Sadness
15)The Monkey
16)Scream (2022)
17)Cropsey
18a/b)No Entres/The Deep House
19) As Above So Below
1)Bring Her Back
2)Sinners
3)Weapons
4)Nosferatu
5)Smile 2
6)Us
7)Harvest
8)The Vourdelak
9) Dead Mail
10)Ghostwatch
11)28 Years later
12)Companion
13)The Faculty
14)The Sadness
15)The Monkey
16)Scream (2022)
17)Cropsey
18a/b)No Entres/The Deep House
19) As Above So Below
November 8, 2025 at 1:07 PM
#shocktober is a wrap
1)Bring Her Back
2)Sinners
3)Weapons
4)Nosferatu
5)Smile 2
6)Us
7)Harvest
8)The Vourdelak
9) Dead Mail
10)Ghostwatch
11)28 Years later
12)Companion
13)The Faculty
14)The Sadness
15)The Monkey
16)Scream (2022)
17)Cropsey
18a/b)No Entres/The Deep House
19) As Above So Below
1)Bring Her Back
2)Sinners
3)Weapons
4)Nosferatu
5)Smile 2
6)Us
7)Harvest
8)The Vourdelak
9) Dead Mail
10)Ghostwatch
11)28 Years later
12)Companion
13)The Faculty
14)The Sadness
15)The Monkey
16)Scream (2022)
17)Cropsey
18a/b)No Entres/The Deep House
19) As Above So Below