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Bartholomew Collins, piano surgeon
@nanoplague.bsky.social
570 followers 1.5K following 350 posts
She/her. Public health. Likes reading about space ships and diseases. Learning the uke. Enjoys a good cursed object.:)

♥️Transphobes get fucked.♥️

I have spiders to count.
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Pic shows a candle in trans flag colors with text reading 'Mourn for the dead. Fight light hell for the living.'
November 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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A gameboard of evil.
November 15, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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Doing villainy on a Friday night. #johncompany
A boardgame set up displaying the East India Company getting ready to do their thing.
November 15, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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New mug day. ♥️
Pink mug with stylized calavera sitting on the corner of a desk.
September 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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That damn Zorro's been attacking pies again...
Peach pie with a pie bird poking out and "Z" inscribed.
August 4, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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Fingers of pale fungi amid leaves
July 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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paparazzi
A bumblebee on a sunflower
July 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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5000 years of gaming history to watch me do this absolute dogshit run.
A go board where the black player (9 stone disadvantage) has managed to capture 1 stone, and the white has a few dozen more.
July 2, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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The fae have left you a message...

Do you approach? Y/N
A garden stump decorated with mysterious artifacts in a kaleidoscope of colors. A message atop the mysterious stump reads, 'Hi Butthead' in Boggle tiles.
June 21, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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My Pilates app, just begging to be uninstalled.
A screenshot of a phone notification that reads: "Your body is a temple and Pilates is your offering."
June 12, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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Cat perch #blackcat
Black cat with green eyes regally lounging on top of a speaker on a shelf.
May 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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This game was designed by Satan.
A demo set up for the boardgame On Mars, demonstrating how one might play this (tho not actually playing it). This setup takes up the entire dining room table.
May 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Mm hm. Hell yeah.
A Russian Olive against a lightly clouded sky. The sky is a deep blue, the clouds are perfect and distinct.
May 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Today I ran, planned a bike ride, planted beans and corn, distributed seedlings, and after a day of work I made fresh noodles for my family and played a boardgame.

Love you all, take care. ♥️
A sleepy older cat on a colorful quilt and a cookbook 'This is a book about noodles.' (Offscreen a train is sounding)
May 16, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Awww yiss, new therapist unlocked!
Email with text: "I just wanted to take a second to thank you for your business, and your recent purchase from my store. If you have any questions or if there is anything else I can help you with, please reach out to me without hesitation. Thank you again! Best Regards, CEO Name
May 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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A woman in a pink sari is across from a man in a plaid suit.
May 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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🎶🎶I'm addicted to stress it's the way that i get things done🎶🎶
Hamd of cards with ~1/2 stress.
May 9, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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Violet syrup, a story in 3 pics.
Violet petals in a mason jar. A mason jar with a few adherent violet petals and a crack following along the bottom. Violet petals in water in a much smaller mason jar, water tinted blue.
May 6, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Goal for today. #plantmagic
Text reads: Disclaimer These recipes are meant to be consumed with joy and positive intention. Please drink with care and consideration for yourself and the plants. Plants are powerful, and so are you.
May 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Question submission to NIH director dr bhattacharya for his townhall, 'respectfully, why do you suck, Jay? '
April 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Me too lizardman. #hubworld #aidelon
A playing card featuring a somewhat bemused lizardman in a quilted jumpsuit.
April 16, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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If i fits i sits
A cat sitting in a small wire garbage can and looking up curiously at the picture-taker.
April 16, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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going on a hero's journey, brb #quest
Fb post reading "Is anyone else having issues with the meadowlands"
April 9, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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I didn't actually mean it when I said all suggestions were on the table.
A black and white comic panel featuring two children, Sho and Gamo with Gamo saying "We could turn our feces and urine into food, too!" and Sho replying "Hunh?"
April 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Hat goals #dorisday #beachy #tassels
March 31, 2025 at 5:57 PM