Alma
@nanobend.bsky.social
Idk I’m just here to be nosy about my friends
Oh yeah also here’s us
November 16, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Oh yeah also here’s us
I just tried to put on Leo’s socks.
In my defense, here’s my foot compared to his shoe. Keep in mind I’m a size 12 women’s/10 men’s. He’s 6 years old.
In my defense, here’s my foot compared to his shoe. Keep in mind I’m a size 12 women’s/10 men’s. He’s 6 years old.
October 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I just tried to put on Leo’s socks.
In my defense, here’s my foot compared to his shoe. Keep in mind I’m a size 12 women’s/10 men’s. He’s 6 years old.
In my defense, here’s my foot compared to his shoe. Keep in mind I’m a size 12 women’s/10 men’s. He’s 6 years old.
Sometimes I wish Leo wasn’t so good at serving lewks because now I’m forced to spend a million dollars on school pics
October 2, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Sometimes I wish Leo wasn’t so good at serving lewks because now I’m forced to spend a million dollars on school pics
She’s so prettyyyy.
Jairo: We need to save money!
Me: I use it for work so this makes us money, actually
Jairo: We need to save money!
Me: I use it for work so this makes us money, actually
September 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
She’s so prettyyyy.
Jairo: We need to save money!
Me: I use it for work so this makes us money, actually
Jairo: We need to save money!
Me: I use it for work so this makes us money, actually
> spends $60 for my kids to play at the trampoline park
> one kid only wants to play the arcade games there, so I have to pay $20 extra for games, he doesn’t jump at all
> one kid only wants to play the arcade games there, so I have to pay $20 extra for games, he doesn’t jump at all
September 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
> spends $60 for my kids to play at the trampoline park
> one kid only wants to play the arcade games there, so I have to pay $20 extra for games, he doesn’t jump at all
> one kid only wants to play the arcade games there, so I have to pay $20 extra for games, he doesn’t jump at all
Even their labubus are brothers 🥹🥹🥹
September 17, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Even their labubus are brothers 🥹🥹🥹
This is now a labubu fanpage (I’m jk me and Leo are just going through a brief hyperfixation… I hope)
September 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
This is now a labubu fanpage (I’m jk me and Leo are just going through a brief hyperfixation… I hope)
I do not care that they’re a trend maybe even a dying trend at this point, look at the happiness on my kid’s face.
September 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I do not care that they’re a trend maybe even a dying trend at this point, look at the happiness on my kid’s face.
Getting random cryptic messages on LinkedIn from your spouse to keep the spark alive.
March 14, 2024 at 8:19 PM
Getting random cryptic messages on LinkedIn from your spouse to keep the spark alive.
The 1 year old has double ear AND double eye infections and was still rizzing up the urgent care staff. Look at this cool kid
January 17, 2024 at 2:11 AM
The 1 year old has double ear AND double eye infections and was still rizzing up the urgent care staff. Look at this cool kid
Hate to share boomer humor but yeah this hit home
January 16, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Hate to share boomer humor but yeah this hit home
It’s not perfect but I’m getting a little better at gel manicures on myself. Someday I’ll be able to avoid my cuticles 😔
January 14, 2024 at 2:13 PM
It’s not perfect but I’m getting a little better at gel manicures on myself. Someday I’ll be able to avoid my cuticles 😔
I grew up on these streets
January 11, 2024 at 8:05 PM
I grew up on these streets
I’m very excited for my new blue light glasses. I stare at a screen for 10+ hours a day so here’s to hoping they help with eye strain! The whole world is a Mexican movie filter now.
January 8, 2024 at 3:29 AM
I’m very excited for my new blue light glasses. I stare at a screen for 10+ hours a day so here’s to hoping they help with eye strain! The whole world is a Mexican movie filter now.
LOOK AT WHAT JAIRO GIFTED ME. HE IS THE BEST!!!
January 7, 2024 at 3:32 AM
LOOK AT WHAT JAIRO GIFTED ME. HE IS THE BEST!!!
LEO’S BACK FROM HIS MEXICO TRIP WITH THE GRANDPARENTS!! MY BABY IS BACK
January 5, 2024 at 1:56 AM
LEO’S BACK FROM HIS MEXICO TRIP WITH THE GRANDPARENTS!! MY BABY IS BACK