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Despite Massive Cuts to Higher Ed, We Faculty Are Thrilled about Our New Multi-Million-Dollar Football Coach www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/des...
Despite Massive Cuts to Higher Ed, We Faculty Are Thrilled about Our New Multi-Million-Dollar Football Coach
Dear Board of Trustees, As professors at this large state university, we want to thank you for your recent investment in athletics. We admit, when ...
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March 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Man Puts Glass Of Water On Bedside Table In Case He Needs To Make Huge Mess In Middle Of Night
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Man Puts Glass Of Water On Bedside Table In Case He Needs To Make Huge Mess In Middle Of Night
ANN ARBOR, MI—Explaining that it’s just more convenient, local man Andrew Gomez told reporters Thursday that he’s gotten in the habit of placing a glass of water on his bedside table before he goes to sleep in case he needs to make a huge, sopping mess in the middle of the night. “Sometimes I’ll wake up at night, and it’s nice to be able to reach over and spill water all over my nightstand, comforter, and floor without having to get up,” said Gomez, noting that he usually places a brimming cupful of water next to his cell phone and unopened mail so that he can just awaken in a disoriented state and send the glass and its contents careening everywhere while fumbling for it in the dark. “Who wants to get out of bed and walk all the way to the kitchen to get a drink of water when they can spend half an hour in the middle of the night frantically drying off their possessions and picking up shards of broken glass? It’s definitely much easier this way.” Gomez added that, in the event he does not knock over the glass while reaching for it, there’s nothing quite like the taste of stale, room-temperature water.
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February 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Thank you all for the kind words about my opinion piece yesterday.
What no one is talking about is the incredible animation the lovely folks at the NYT did for it. Look closely. Who is wielding the clippers?
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN www.nytimes.com/2025/02/07/o...
Opinion | This Is How Democrats Can Counter Elon Musk
Recklessness will not get us to a revitalized government, but neither will excessive caution and addiction to procedure.
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February 8, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Shop at The Onion store. It's not like anything else has made you happy.
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February 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
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February 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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From @theathletic.bsky.social: Saquon Barkley's origin story feels right out of a Marvel comic.

The man who has led the Eagles’ Super Bowl run, who has been the most exciting player in football, almost quit the sport just before his career was about to take off. nyti.ms/3CAW05m
Saquon Barkley is a superhero for the Eagles. His origin story is straight out of a comic book, too
Saquon Barkley has an origin story as classic as a superhero's, overcoming early struggles to make the Super Bowl.
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February 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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February 4, 2025 at 1:16 AM