Wife, cats passed out in my lap, and my kindle.

My study buddy (not one brain cell to be seen)

NEW STAMP FOR MY PERSONAL LIBRARY 😍😍😍

When the first thing they tell you in the Med Lab Science program is “we, as lab techs don’t diagnose patients” but every single question on the exams (including the boards) is like “these are the lab results, what does the patient have?”😅

Hell no. Our communication skills are unmatched 👑

To the pharmacist that was reading smut next to me on the shuttle to the hospital: I hope you have a great day.

My son

Ugh waking up at 4:50am on the weekends because that’s the time you wake up at on the weekdays is not fun.

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Anyway..... #WynonnaEarp

Best way to read fanfics! (Always leaving comments and kudos, of course). Shout out to @smugmischief.bsky.social for feeding us goooooood

Need to urgently clean the house, need to buy groceries and meal prep for the week, car needs and oil change, need to return some packages, need to get some studying in and get started with putting together the posters for those two research projects… ok?

Me: COUCH POTATO🥔 !

Let's start a positive photo chain. QT with a photo that makes you happy.

I was on a run and I see a water moccasin on the path. My wife doodled what I would’ve turned into if I had been bitten: Snekk. For some reason that derpy face makes me happy (it’s the simple things, you know?😅).

I apologise to everyone who follows this account for investment advice and who lost money due to my recent post “invest all your money in hamburgers”. It turns out I was just hungry

My wife is the best and I love her so much.

The patch on my running vest might be a tad suggestive. People running marathons find it funny ok?!

Looks like I’m finally moving to BlueSky.

Just in case X starts charging monthly fees 😂😂