Fiona
@nalapala.bsky.social
Reposted by Fiona
IN CASE OF FIRE:
1) If someone is on fire, punch them in the face.
2) Cop a feel off the person behind you, as these might be your last minutes on Earth.
3) Squeeze the junk of the person in front of you. It'll slow them down, allowing you to move ahead of them.
4) Exit.
1) If someone is on fire, punch them in the face.
2) Cop a feel off the person behind you, as these might be your last minutes on Earth.
3) Squeeze the junk of the person in front of you. It'll slow them down, allowing you to move ahead of them.
4) Exit.
January 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
IN CASE OF FIRE:
1) If someone is on fire, punch them in the face.
2) Cop a feel off the person behind you, as these might be your last minutes on Earth.
3) Squeeze the junk of the person in front of you. It'll slow them down, allowing you to move ahead of them.
4) Exit.
1) If someone is on fire, punch them in the face.
2) Cop a feel off the person behind you, as these might be your last minutes on Earth.
3) Squeeze the junk of the person in front of you. It'll slow them down, allowing you to move ahead of them.
4) Exit.
Reposted by Fiona
Has Bluesky come up with anything as good as this classic tweet yet? ⬇️
December 24, 2024 at 8:06 AM
Has Bluesky come up with anything as good as this classic tweet yet? ⬇️
Reposted by Fiona
To be loved by these animals is one of the universes best gifts
December 24, 2024 at 1:26 AM
To be loved by these animals is one of the universes best gifts
Reposted by Fiona
I saw this in another place! The message is such a positive one I simply had to share!
December 22, 2024 at 9:11 AM
I saw this in another place! The message is such a positive one I simply had to share!
Reposted by Fiona
I figured over the last twelve days of the year we should look back & reflect! 👀
So let’s start back in January 2024, when a shoplifter thought they’d be able to ‘hoof it’ away and ‘neigh-ver’ be caught! 😂
Top work from our #MetTaskforce colleagues as always! #ThinBlueLine 🎄
So let’s start back in January 2024, when a shoplifter thought they’d be able to ‘hoof it’ away and ‘neigh-ver’ be caught! 😂
Top work from our #MetTaskforce colleagues as always! #ThinBlueLine 🎄
December 21, 2024 at 8:20 PM
I figured over the last twelve days of the year we should look back & reflect! 👀
So let’s start back in January 2024, when a shoplifter thought they’d be able to ‘hoof it’ away and ‘neigh-ver’ be caught! 😂
Top work from our #MetTaskforce colleagues as always! #ThinBlueLine 🎄
So let’s start back in January 2024, when a shoplifter thought they’d be able to ‘hoof it’ away and ‘neigh-ver’ be caught! 😂
Top work from our #MetTaskforce colleagues as always! #ThinBlueLine 🎄
Reposted by Fiona
We were seeing a 98% drop in exposure over on Twitter. The censorship was so extreme we thought it best to start over somewhere else. We chose Bluesky.
Help us gain our following back
Follow
Retweet
Repeat
Join the park side
@altyellonatpark.org
Help us gain our following back
Follow
Retweet
Repeat
Join the park side
@altyellonatpark.org
December 20, 2024 at 11:36 PM
We were seeing a 98% drop in exposure over on Twitter. The censorship was so extreme we thought it best to start over somewhere else. We chose Bluesky.
Help us gain our following back
Follow
Retweet
Repeat
Join the park side
@altyellonatpark.org
Help us gain our following back
Follow
Retweet
Repeat
Join the park side
@altyellonatpark.org
Reposted by Fiona
19th Day of Christmas RPDs
RPD Cesar
Yes he was a beauty & an excellent PD !
He supported ERPDF at shows & events.
[We always include past & present
Heroes, ALWAYS !] 🐾💙🐾
essexretiredpolicedogs.co.uk
#Police #Dogs #Charity #Essex #Christmas
RPD Cesar
Yes he was a beauty & an excellent PD !
He supported ERPDF at shows & events.
[We always include past & present
Heroes, ALWAYS !] 🐾💙🐾
essexretiredpolicedogs.co.uk
#Police #Dogs #Charity #Essex #Christmas
December 19, 2024 at 9:59 AM
19th Day of Christmas RPDs
RPD Cesar
Yes he was a beauty & an excellent PD !
He supported ERPDF at shows & events.
[We always include past & present
Heroes, ALWAYS !] 🐾💙🐾
essexretiredpolicedogs.co.uk
#Police #Dogs #Charity #Essex #Christmas
RPD Cesar
Yes he was a beauty & an excellent PD !
He supported ERPDF at shows & events.
[We always include past & present
Heroes, ALWAYS !] 🐾💙🐾
essexretiredpolicedogs.co.uk
#Police #Dogs #Charity #Essex #Christmas
Reposted by Fiona
16th Day of Christmas RPDs
RPD Sirus
Yes he was a beauty & an super PD !
[We always include past & present
Heroes, ALWAYS !] 🐾💙🐾
essexretiredpolicedogs.co.uk
#Police #Dogs #Charity #Essex #Christmas
RPD Sirus
Yes he was a beauty & an super PD !
[We always include past & present
Heroes, ALWAYS !] 🐾💙🐾
essexretiredpolicedogs.co.uk
#Police #Dogs #Charity #Essex #Christmas
December 16, 2024 at 9:08 AM
16th Day of Christmas RPDs
RPD Sirus
Yes he was a beauty & an super PD !
[We always include past & present
Heroes, ALWAYS !] 🐾💙🐾
essexretiredpolicedogs.co.uk
#Police #Dogs #Charity #Essex #Christmas
RPD Sirus
Yes he was a beauty & an super PD !
[We always include past & present
Heroes, ALWAYS !] 🐾💙🐾
essexretiredpolicedogs.co.uk
#Police #Dogs #Charity #Essex #Christmas
Reposted by Fiona
i feel like there should be a person who's job it is to show up the first day of shooting, sit the director and the cinematographer down in a room and say "whatever you're about to do, it does not need to be that dark."
December 12, 2024 at 10:22 PM
i feel like there should be a person who's job it is to show up the first day of shooting, sit the director and the cinematographer down in a room and say "whatever you're about to do, it does not need to be that dark."
Reposted by Fiona
Just may be the best thing you see today. A Steve Harvey look
December 11, 2024 at 10:19 AM
Just may be the best thing you see today. A Steve Harvey look
Reposted by Fiona
December 11, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Reposted by Fiona
They need a Spotify Wrapped but for biscuit consumption.
“You ate 1,825 custard creams this year! 🙌 That’s in the top 0.05% of custard cream eaters 👍🥳”
“You ate 1,825 custard creams this year! 🙌 That’s in the top 0.05% of custard cream eaters 👍🥳”
December 5, 2024 at 9:22 AM
They need a Spotify Wrapped but for biscuit consumption.
“You ate 1,825 custard creams this year! 🙌 That’s in the top 0.05% of custard cream eaters 👍🥳”
“You ate 1,825 custard creams this year! 🙌 That’s in the top 0.05% of custard cream eaters 👍🥳”
Reposted by Fiona
Reposted by Fiona
There are demands
December 1, 2024 at 5:33 PM
There are demands
Reposted by Fiona
Welcome Twitter refugees
Help us get the word out
On BlueSky Social
Follow, retweet & repeat
Help us get the word out
On BlueSky Social
Follow, retweet & repeat
November 30, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Welcome Twitter refugees
Help us get the word out
On BlueSky Social
Follow, retweet & repeat
Help us get the word out
On BlueSky Social
Follow, retweet & repeat
Reposted by Fiona
They’re just sitting and judging people that walk by.. 😅
November 28, 2024 at 6:10 PM
They’re just sitting and judging people that walk by.. 😅
Reposted by Fiona
Reposted by Fiona
As I have somehow surpassed 7k followers on here I thought it might be nice to do a giveaway: All 7 of my books to one lovely winner. Just share and like to be in with a chance! 😁📚
November 28, 2024 at 11:10 AM
As I have somehow surpassed 7k followers on here I thought it might be nice to do a giveaway: All 7 of my books to one lovely winner. Just share and like to be in with a chance! 😁📚
Reposted by Fiona
When you can't leave the room for five minutes without the cat summoning a demon.
November 28, 2024 at 11:56 AM
When you can't leave the room for five minutes without the cat summoning a demon.
