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derwin @naf.nyc · Jul 15
when i walked in i thought the manager died
“going off the rails on the gravy train” a tale of my thanksgiving dinner
November 27, 2025 at 11:05 PM
these newfangled “Walk Lanes” are a commie scourge on our city !!
November 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
wasn't expecting being able to AirDrop the worst shit to my dad's iPhone today, but it's a plus

blog.google/products/and...
Android and iPhone users can now share files, starting with the Pixel 10 family.
Today, we’re introducing a way for Quick Share to work with AirDrop.
blog.google
November 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Mandela Effect in action: just learned it's actually spelled ‘Epstain’
November 15, 2025 at 2:44 AM
i'm at an #ebike impass. i toyed with a cheaper one 5 years ago. then i decided to build one: huge battery, mid-drive motor with gears, using a name-brand mountain bike as the donor.

it's been two years & i hate it now. it's the "right size" but it's like getting on a horse. no quick trips either.
November 12, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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this has to be the single greatest image in the history of sports
November 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
due to rowdy schoolchildren, my local McDonalds only lets adults in between noon and 4pm . like some sort of stupid hamburger night club
November 4, 2025 at 10:02 PM
fired for being drunk at the healthcare email factory
November 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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seems like a non-insignificant percentage of rage against the machine's fanbase are young republican men driving SUVs bopping their head to anti-oil, pro-immigrant songs thinking the lyrics are about how they wish their suburban parents would get off their back
October 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
android pamphlet doodle #art #illustration #robots
November 3, 2025 at 12:49 AM
mediocre Evil Dead sketch from 2023 #art #illustration #halloween
November 3, 2025 at 12:42 AM
the worst popup to ever appear in my spouse's presence
October 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
the dentist has all of my teeth up on his screen in 4K like i just walked into an intervention
October 21, 2025 at 12:54 PM
from the 2009 archives #nyc #art #artwork
October 16, 2025 at 11:13 PM
from the 2007 archives #robot #art #artwork
October 16, 2025 at 11:07 PM
im a lot like a past gen iPhone. need to reboot at least once a day. i don't make it past 7. too much shit in the Download folder
October 14, 2025 at 11:52 PM
mausoleums: the old iPhone drawers but for people
October 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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things bullets say
Almost every time I go thru JFK something weird happens.
October 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
do aircraft and such have horns? do they toot?
October 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
this is like the perfect shitty nor'easter weather to fuckin mod a Wii to
October 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM
when ending a Zoom meeting i try to be quicker on the draw than my opponent. it's a matter 9f Honor.
October 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
EVERY TIME I sign onto this telehealth website for an appointment they ask me to 'update' my birthday. sorry LifeStance i'm not a fucking Gorgon
October 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM