Dan Baker
@nadrekab.bsky.social
Podcaster. Broadcaster. Comedian. Writer. Usually drinking coffee, Polar seltzers, or whiskey.
Theory: citizen of the US are in a no-win situation.
Donnie and crew are trying to find our breaking point. We either have enough and try to go 1789 France, after which he can declare an emergency and suspend elections, or we just roll over and take it. Either way he gets what he wants.
Donnie and crew are trying to find our breaking point. We either have enough and try to go 1789 France, after which he can declare an emergency and suspend elections, or we just roll over and take it. Either way he gets what he wants.
December 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Theory: citizen of the US are in a no-win situation.
Donnie and crew are trying to find our breaking point. We either have enough and try to go 1789 France, after which he can declare an emergency and suspend elections, or we just roll over and take it. Either way he gets what he wants.
Donnie and crew are trying to find our breaking point. We either have enough and try to go 1789 France, after which he can declare an emergency and suspend elections, or we just roll over and take it. Either way he gets what he wants.
Back to the Future II introduces the idea of alternate timelines as BTTF canon. If alternate timelines are how time travel works in this universe, why did Marty start disappearing in BTTF I? Wouldn’t he have just stuck around in a timeline where his parents didn’t meet?
November 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Back to the Future II introduces the idea of alternate timelines as BTTF canon. If alternate timelines are how time travel works in this universe, why did Marty start disappearing in BTTF I? Wouldn’t he have just stuck around in a timeline where his parents didn’t meet?
I’ve never regretted a vote more than for @johnfetterman.com.
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I’ve never regretted a vote more than for @johnfetterman.com.
This is yuge
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
This is yuge
I’m ashamed it took this long, but I finally canceled my Amazon Prime.
October 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I’m ashamed it took this long, but I finally canceled my Amazon Prime.
I hear a ticking clock, but I don’t own an analog clock. Am I in a horror movie?
October 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I hear a ticking clock, but I don’t own an analog clock. Am I in a horror movie?
I also like to bunt at the wrong time.
October 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I also like to bunt at the wrong time.
Staying at my first US hotel since coming back from Japan. I miss those toilets, man.
September 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Staying at my first US hotel since coming back from Japan. I miss those toilets, man.
There were many cool things about my time in Japan. One of my favorites: no one was on a speakerphone call in a public place.
September 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
There were many cool things about my time in Japan. One of my favorites: no one was on a speakerphone call in a public place.
@jordanmorris.bsky.social I feel compelled to tell you that Cotton Candy Randy is one of my favorite characters of all time. Thank you for creating him and always delivering!
August 30, 2025 at 2:22 PM
@jordanmorris.bsky.social I feel compelled to tell you that Cotton Candy Randy is one of my favorite characters of all time. Thank you for creating him and always delivering!
On my honeymoon in Tokyo. Currently using the toilet in our hotel room. I’m not ashamed to admit this is one of the things I was looking forward to. These toilets are from the future.
August 30, 2025 at 1:28 PM
On my honeymoon in Tokyo. Currently using the toilet in our hotel room. I’m not ashamed to admit this is one of the things I was looking forward to. These toilets are from the future.
At a local brewery. My wife is meeting me here in a few minutes.
That’s pretty rad.
That’s pretty rad.
August 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
At a local brewery. My wife is meeting me here in a few minutes.
That’s pretty rad.
That’s pretty rad.
Just saw The Naked Gun. Felt great to see a 90-minute comedy in the theater. I really hope this is a sign they’re coming back!
Oh, and the movie was hilarious.
Oh, and the movie was hilarious.
August 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Just saw The Naked Gun. Felt great to see a 90-minute comedy in the theater. I really hope this is a sign they’re coming back!
Oh, and the movie was hilarious.
Oh, and the movie was hilarious.
Saw a sponsored ad for a site selling nerdy/geeky shirts. Right up my alley. Kirk this, Picard that, Obi-Wan and Luke over there, Skynet poking around too. Awesome.
Then, tragedy.
I searched “Star Trek.”
The results included Death Star, Endor, and X-Wing items.
Then, tragedy.
I searched “Star Trek.”
The results included Death Star, Endor, and X-Wing items.
August 9, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Saw a sponsored ad for a site selling nerdy/geeky shirts. Right up my alley. Kirk this, Picard that, Obi-Wan and Luke over there, Skynet poking around too. Awesome.
Then, tragedy.
I searched “Star Trek.”
The results included Death Star, Endor, and X-Wing items.
Then, tragedy.
I searched “Star Trek.”
The results included Death Star, Endor, and X-Wing items.
Went to see The Offspring tonight. It was incredibly hot and I jumped around a bit. First thing I did when I got home was make myself a Liquid IV.
This is a nightcap in your late 30s.
This is a nightcap in your late 30s.
July 30, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Went to see The Offspring tonight. It was incredibly hot and I jumped around a bit. First thing I did when I got home was make myself a Liquid IV.
This is a nightcap in your late 30s.
This is a nightcap in your late 30s.
So how do the MAGAts feel about a convicted sex trafficker of minors getting a pardon from the Pedo-In-Chief? Because it’s gonna happen.
Ain’t no mental gymnastics strong enough to really make this one make sense, so I’ll spell it out.
DONALD TRUMP IS A PEDOPHILE WHO RAPED CHILDREN.
Get it yet?
Ain’t no mental gymnastics strong enough to really make this one make sense, so I’ll spell it out.
DONALD TRUMP IS A PEDOPHILE WHO RAPED CHILDREN.
Get it yet?
July 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
So how do the MAGAts feel about a convicted sex trafficker of minors getting a pardon from the Pedo-In-Chief? Because it’s gonna happen.
Ain’t no mental gymnastics strong enough to really make this one make sense, so I’ll spell it out.
DONALD TRUMP IS A PEDOPHILE WHO RAPED CHILDREN.
Get it yet?
Ain’t no mental gymnastics strong enough to really make this one make sense, so I’ll spell it out.
DONALD TRUMP IS A PEDOPHILE WHO RAPED CHILDREN.
Get it yet?
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Congrats to Stephen Colbert for never bending the knee.
July 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Congrats to Stephen Colbert for never bending the knee.
Holy crap I get married today.
July 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Holy crap I get married today.
@fetterman.senate.gov Hey so since you’re a simp for ICE now, can I officially request a refund for my campaign donations? You’ve betrayed Pennsylvanians like me who voted you into office.
Or, better yet, you could resign. You’d never have to miss a family beach vacation again.
Or, better yet, you could resign. You’d never have to miss a family beach vacation again.
July 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
@fetterman.senate.gov Hey so since you’re a simp for ICE now, can I officially request a refund for my campaign donations? You’ve betrayed Pennsylvanians like me who voted you into office.
Or, better yet, you could resign. You’d never have to miss a family beach vacation again.
Or, better yet, you could resign. You’d never have to miss a family beach vacation again.
I just tried to remember the term “devil’s lettuce” and accidentally said “satan’s mustache,” and to be honest I don’t hate it
July 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I just tried to remember the term “devil’s lettuce” and accidentally said “satan’s mustache,” and to be honest I don’t hate it
Remember the time NPR tweeted the text of the Declaration of Independence and MAGA were so butthurt thinking it was about Trump
July 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Remember the time NPR tweeted the text of the Declaration of Independence and MAGA were so butthurt thinking it was about Trump
Mike Johnson might have gotten Trump’s bill passed, but remember, he’s still a fucking weirdo
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
Mike Johnson Admits He and His Son Monitor Each Other's Porn Intake in Resurfaced Video
Speaker of the House Mike Johnson admitted that he and his son monitored each other’s porn intake in a resurfaced clip from 2022.
www.rollingstone.com
July 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Mike Johnson might have gotten Trump’s bill passed, but remember, he’s still a fucking weirdo
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
I don’t know who YouTube’s algorithm thinks I am, but I just got an ad for…
The Ritz Carlton Yacht Collection
Cool.
The Ritz Carlton Yacht Collection
Cool.
July 2, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I don’t know who YouTube’s algorithm thinks I am, but I just got an ad for…
The Ritz Carlton Yacht Collection
Cool.
The Ritz Carlton Yacht Collection
Cool.
@davemccormick.bsky.social I don’t like this fact, but somehow you represent me in PA even though you live in CT.
As a constituent, I urge you to vote NO on the budget bill. It will kill Pennsylvanians. It will kill Americans. It will drive up the deficit. It will regress us in unimaginable ways.
As a constituent, I urge you to vote NO on the budget bill. It will kill Pennsylvanians. It will kill Americans. It will drive up the deficit. It will regress us in unimaginable ways.
July 1, 2025 at 2:52 PM
@davemccormick.bsky.social I don’t like this fact, but somehow you represent me in PA even though you live in CT.
As a constituent, I urge you to vote NO on the budget bill. It will kill Pennsylvanians. It will kill Americans. It will drive up the deficit. It will regress us in unimaginable ways.
As a constituent, I urge you to vote NO on the budget bill. It will kill Pennsylvanians. It will kill Americans. It will drive up the deficit. It will regress us in unimaginable ways.
I just finished The Studio. It was absolutely brilliant.
June 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I just finished The Studio. It was absolutely brilliant.