I am very much in favor of merit-based hiring and high standards for jobs with life and death implications. Which is why I oppose confirming Pete Hegseth, RFK JR, Tulsi Gabbard, and Kash Patel.

It has now officially been confirmed. We have reached the singularity

Single Buff Sharks Near You Now

I've decided to be a home-grown tomato/chonka cat influencer. If I'm the only one, I can be the best. Even 1 reskeet will help me with the humble goal.

We’re hedgehog influencers basically

The people I know at burning man seem to like all the chaos? They are proud of their escapades? I find picnics are too awkward. Plus i always miss this chonker of love. Guess no burning man 2024 for me

No new good jokes, memes or political satire today. I hope to improve your day with this handsome fellow

End of summer so good. Freya agrees

People said we were being alarmist when we said extremist Christian nationalists would use the abortion laws to target women trying to escape Texas to receive an abortion.

Bee stings really grind my gears--not to mention hurt a lot

So... how do I find my peeps? No hashtags (#fbr miss you!) I keep getting BGIII when I try to explore. Happy for gamers--but that's not me. Instagram knows me: coloradoan who adores button-pressing speaking animals (especially in French) + comedians + Masshole jokes + casa Bonita

Boston Logan airport--pre-check and clear closed. Everybody patted down by security. Thoughts?