According to AI, Shippam's crab paste is an the perfect anti aging cream.

When you've spunked £960,000 on cocaine and hookers, it's good to have something physical to hang on to.

Ahem

Imagine a scenario where Señorito Gonzales gets dragged into years of legal procedures simply because a right wing "trade union" has constitutional rights to make up "we're just asking" procedures about his $20,000,000 of Meta shares 🍿

A Peruvian / British subject, born to non English plantation owning parents outside the empire just before they worked out violent agrarian reform was about to get difficult. Sent to a private school to be taught how to be a fake posh upper class c*nt.

Overdoing it ever since.

¡Asu madre!

it's genuinely incredible, but entirely expected, that the certificate which is a physical representation of fourteen thousand pounds of your time and money, is sent back to you in an envelope which doesn't even have a cardboard backing. ole boydy's saddling up for one more mission

this country literally does not care about migrants "pitching in", or "contributing", or "integrating", or anything else because you do all of that and their final response in relation to the above is to throw this all-important document into the wind and shrug. i've sent better secured ebay parcels

The last PP introduced the sun tax which you had to pay if you had your own solar panels. Abolished in 2018.

In the weird world of american-franco international diplomacy, this seemed to be a defining point.
youtu.be/dHmgh-dzmbE?...

I can confirm this.

Mark E Smith released this as a B side during his stint as the Salford Advertiser's restaurant reviewer in the early 90s.

TBF, I doubt anyone dropped one through his letterbox in Dubai.

Nick Clegg climbing the greasy pole to facilitate Tory immigration policies was the main reason I left the UK. I've not really heard anything about Gonzalez in any Spanish media so far, so maybe it's another UK media fantasy about our chosen home country. 🤞

Gonna have you, you wanker.