Nabbit; Courier Service
@nabbit-awesome.bsky.social
Nabbit Courier service
Rules📝:
-Dont do anything that would get you blocked :)
Rules📝:
-Dont do anything that would get you blocked :)
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Didn't realise there was a pride-flag, however Nabbit does indeed say Gay-rights🏳️🌈, Trans-rights 🏳️⚧️ and everything in-between rights 🥳
Good news! From now on, your deliveries are projected to arrive 45% faster!!
I will achieve this by cutting all breaks in every company vehicle.
If employees cant break they will never slow down and your mail will be moving without any downtime!
I will achieve this by cutting all breaks in every company vehicle.
If employees cant break they will never slow down and your mail will be moving without any downtime!
August 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Good news! From now on, your deliveries are projected to arrive 45% faster!!
I will achieve this by cutting all breaks in every company vehicle.
If employees cant break they will never slow down and your mail will be moving without any downtime!
I will achieve this by cutting all breaks in every company vehicle.
If employees cant break they will never slow down and your mail will be moving without any downtime!
Had your package stolen?
Too bad!
Insurance doesn't cover ot so we can't really do anything ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Have a good day! ✌️
-N
Too bad!
Insurance doesn't cover ot so we can't really do anything ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Have a good day! ✌️
-N
August 4, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Had your package stolen?
Too bad!
Insurance doesn't cover ot so we can't really do anything ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Have a good day! ✌️
-N
Too bad!
Insurance doesn't cover ot so we can't really do anything ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Have a good day! ✌️
-N
Which one of you sick fucks DoorDashed a Burger to MooMoos house, she was very mad
July 21, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Which one of you sick fucks DoorDashed a Burger to MooMoos house, she was very mad
⚠️Dear customers in the Peach Beach area⚠️
Reports of wildlife blocking the roads we are forced to re-route for the next few days. Your Packages will still arrive as reliably as ever, but expect a delay of a few days.
We apologise for the inconvenience,
Nabbit
Reports of wildlife blocking the roads we are forced to re-route for the next few days. Your Packages will still arrive as reliably as ever, but expect a delay of a few days.
We apologise for the inconvenience,
Nabbit
July 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
⚠️Dear customers in the Peach Beach area⚠️
Reports of wildlife blocking the roads we are forced to re-route for the next few days. Your Packages will still arrive as reliably as ever, but expect a delay of a few days.
We apologise for the inconvenience,
Nabbit
Reports of wildlife blocking the roads we are forced to re-route for the next few days. Your Packages will still arrive as reliably as ever, but expect a delay of a few days.
We apologise for the inconvenience,
Nabbit
The lengths I go to, just to run my courier service properly...
June 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
The lengths I go to, just to run my courier service properly...
GETTING bullied!?
YOU'RE literally trying to RUN ME OVER with your stupid dolphin BIKE!!!
YOU'RE literally trying to RUN ME OVER with your stupid dolphin BIKE!!!
June 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
GETTING bullied!?
YOU'RE literally trying to RUN ME OVER with your stupid dolphin BIKE!!!
YOU'RE literally trying to RUN ME OVER with your stupid dolphin BIKE!!!
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I don’t care what the meta ie, Nabbit is the best character
June 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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In a surprising and unrelated twist of events, we at Nabbit Coirier Services, now have the nintendo switch 2 system bundled with mariokart BACK IN STOCK!
If you're interested in getting your hands on your own system, please go over to our website. Postal fees may apply
If you're interested in getting your hands on your own system, please go over to our website. Postal fees may apply
Over 2,800 Nintendo Switch 2 units were stolen out of a truck headed to GameStop
The total loss is over $1.4M
The total loss is over $1.4M
June 18, 2025 at 9:48 AM
In a surprising and unrelated twist of events, we at Nabbit Coirier Services, now have the nintendo switch 2 system bundled with mariokart BACK IN STOCK!
If you're interested in getting your hands on your own system, please go over to our website. Postal fees may apply
If you're interested in getting your hands on your own system, please go over to our website. Postal fees may apply
Luigi forgot his wallet at home and now hes begging me for a quarter so he can get some soda.
June 17, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Luigi forgot his wallet at home and now hes begging me for a quarter so he can get some soda.
I've gotten so many new delivery contracts over the weekend because people are ordering AC units and ventilators.
Im trying to get through them all, but honestly the paperwork is killing me.
Next time, can some of you guys plan ahead and order that stuff before it becomes a problem?
Im trying to get through them all, but honestly the paperwork is killing me.
Next time, can some of you guys plan ahead and order that stuff before it becomes a problem?
June 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I've gotten so many new delivery contracts over the weekend because people are ordering AC units and ventilators.
Im trying to get through them all, but honestly the paperwork is killing me.
Next time, can some of you guys plan ahead and order that stuff before it becomes a problem?
Im trying to get through them all, but honestly the paperwork is killing me.
Next time, can some of you guys plan ahead and order that stuff before it becomes a problem?
Blasphemy.
I'm trying to make a living just like everyone else, just because I do it by different means than the average toad, I get criticized.
Besides, I've been trying to set up my courier service to build a more "traditional" career, but people like you make it an unattractive endeavour
I'm trying to make a living just like everyone else, just because I do it by different means than the average toad, I get criticized.
Besides, I've been trying to set up my courier service to build a more "traditional" career, but people like you make it an unattractive endeavour
I will not be playing mario kart world so long as the criminal Nabbit is allowed to roam the game freely. Nabbit should be made to pay for their crimes, not glorified.
June 16, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Blasphemy.
I'm trying to make a living just like everyone else, just because I do it by different means than the average toad, I get criticized.
Besides, I've been trying to set up my courier service to build a more "traditional" career, but people like you make it an unattractive endeavour
I'm trying to make a living just like everyone else, just because I do it by different means than the average toad, I get criticized.
Besides, I've been trying to set up my courier service to build a more "traditional" career, but people like you make it an unattractive endeavour
How do I get the nabbit sticker in mariokart world? Ive seen people with the courier nabbit logo, but I have no clue where in this huge world to get it, any ideas?
Kind of ironic how I cant get my hands on merchandise from my own courier service :')
Kind of ironic how I cant get my hands on merchandise from my own courier service :')
June 16, 2025 at 8:57 AM
How do I get the nabbit sticker in mariokart world? Ive seen people with the courier nabbit logo, but I have no clue where in this huge world to get it, any ideas?
Kind of ironic how I cant get my hands on merchandise from my own courier service :')
Kind of ironic how I cant get my hands on merchandise from my own courier service :')
While I'm bot directly working under Bowser's rule, we have good business relationships and wish to upkeep it.
Where do you think he got all the powerups for himself and his goons?
Where do you think he got all the powerups for himself and his goons?
June 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
While I'm bot directly working under Bowser's rule, we have good business relationships and wish to upkeep it.
Where do you think he got all the powerups for himself and his goons?
Where do you think he got all the powerups for himself and his goons?
On the radio they said there was one guy going the wrong way down the interstate but they LIED!!
THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE GOING THE WRONG WAY!!
THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE GOING THE WRONG WAY!!
June 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
On the radio they said there was one guy going the wrong way down the interstate but they LIED!!
THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE GOING THE WRONG WAY!!
THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE GOING THE WRONG WAY!!
So they're starting another World war, huh...?
June 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
So they're starting another World war, huh...?
"I don’t want to come across like a woke asshole, but like, dude, women have it hard"
June 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
"I don’t want to come across like a woke asshole, but like, dude, women have it hard"
Hate these fuckers, let me steal a few mushrooms in peace, nobody was gonna use em anyway.
Ya can't catch me dipshits, get lost!
#ACAB #FuckTheBoysInBlue
Ya can't catch me dipshits, get lost!
#ACAB #FuckTheBoysInBlue
June 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Hate these fuckers, let me steal a few mushrooms in peace, nobody was gonna use em anyway.
Ya can't catch me dipshits, get lost!
#ACAB #FuckTheBoysInBlue
Ya can't catch me dipshits, get lost!
#ACAB #FuckTheBoysInBlue
I'm glad you were finally enlightened.
You and me my friend, we will ride into the sunset
You and me my friend, we will ride into the sunset
Move over Yoshi, Nabbit is my fave now. 😤
June 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I'm glad you were finally enlightened.
You and me my friend, we will ride into the sunset
You and me my friend, we will ride into the sunset
I said "toxic yaoi" once and immediately gained a follower, this social media shit is easy as hell!
June 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I said "toxic yaoi" once and immediately gained a follower, this social media shit is easy as hell!
When you cant even say, my name.
Has the memory gone, are you feeling numb?
Go on call, my name.
I can't play this game so I ask again.
Will you say, my name?
Has the memory gone, are you feeling numb?
Or have I become invisible?
Has the memory gone, are you feeling numb?
Go on call, my name.
I can't play this game so I ask again.
Will you say, my name?
Has the memory gone, are you feeling numb?
Or have I become invisible?
June 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
When you cant even say, my name.
Has the memory gone, are you feeling numb?
Go on call, my name.
I can't play this game so I ask again.
Will you say, my name?
Has the memory gone, are you feeling numb?
Or have I become invisible?
Has the memory gone, are you feeling numb?
Go on call, my name.
I can't play this game so I ask again.
Will you say, my name?
Has the memory gone, are you feeling numb?
Or have I become invisible?
Just bought a small mp3 player so I can take it on my runs.
My phone looks and feels like a powerbank and I am NOT taking that thing with me. Its so heavy its gonna pull down my pants one day.
The mp3 player should be small and light enough to not expose the public to my heart-print underwear.
My phone looks and feels like a powerbank and I am NOT taking that thing with me. Its so heavy its gonna pull down my pants one day.
The mp3 player should be small and light enough to not expose the public to my heart-print underwear.
June 12, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Just bought a small mp3 player so I can take it on my runs.
My phone looks and feels like a powerbank and I am NOT taking that thing with me. Its so heavy its gonna pull down my pants one day.
The mp3 player should be small and light enough to not expose the public to my heart-print underwear.
My phone looks and feels like a powerbank and I am NOT taking that thing with me. Its so heavy its gonna pull down my pants one day.
The mp3 player should be small and light enough to not expose the public to my heart-print underwear.
They should make a beer that kills you
June 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
They should make a beer that kills you
Didn't realise there was a pride-flag, however Nabbit does indeed say Gay-rights🏳️🌈, Trans-rights 🏳️⚧️ and everything in-between rights 🥳
June 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Didn't realise there was a pride-flag, however Nabbit does indeed say Gay-rights🏳️🌈, Trans-rights 🏳️⚧️ and everything in-between rights 🥳
Nabbit nation, rise up 🫡
June 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Nabbit nation, rise up 🫡