"I'm a writer!"
"But what's in your pants?!"
"Procrastination." (They/them)
Sib: There's a white man at the door.
Me: *channeling New Girl* A white man?! NO!
Sib: What if he's an unaliver?
Me: I don't think he'd knock?
Sib: *Proceeds to list multiple serial unalivers that did, in fact, knock* Oh, never mind, he left.
Sib: There's a white man at the door.
Me: *channeling New Girl* A white man?! NO!
Sib: What if he's an unaliver?
Me: I don't think he'd knock?
Sib: *Proceeds to list multiple serial unalivers that did, in fact, knock* Oh, never mind, he left.
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Sibling: "Or - hear me out - tacos and video games at my house."
Me: "You son of bitch, I'm in."
Sibling: "Or - hear me out - tacos and video games at my house."
Me: "You son of bitch, I'm in."