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toyfu332.bsky.social
Now in colour, courtesy of Mike Spicer who works with Daniel Warren Johnson on Skybound TF:
The above image, now in full colour with a grey smoky background. The civillians are in shadow underneath Optimus Prime's bulky form, in contrast to the bright muzzle flashes from the ICE agents shooting impotently at Prime's face.
January 13, 2026 at 10:11 AM
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devononearth.bsky.social
"Calm Down"
January 12, 2026 at 10:48 AM
n7zenon.bsky.social
What a fucking background, hell yeah
January 6, 2026 at 12:20 PM
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shadowtodd.bsky.social
The column is about "Dave's" brand cigarettes, which had a made-up backstory about being hand-crafted by some made-up guy named Dave. Read this shit, this guy was spitting fire
"Down in Concord, N.C., there's a guy named Dave. He lives in the heart of tobacco farmland. Dave enjoys lots of land, plenty of freedom and his yellow '57 pickup truck. Dave was fed up with cheap, fast-burning smokes. Instead of just getting mad, he did something about it . . . Dave's tobacco company was born." Is that a heartwarming and inspirational tale of fictional imagery, or what? A guy -- a regular guy; a guy exactly like you, except that he doesn't exist -- gets FED UP with the "status quo." So instead of just sitting around and complaining, he gets up off his imaginary butt and -- in the great "can-do" tradition of Americans such as John Wayne, who courageously pretended to be many brave heroes before he died with just the one remaining lung -- "Dave" decides to make his own brand of cigarettes. Philip Morris does not provide details regarding how, exactly, "Dave" raised the money to build his cigarette factory. Maybe "Dave" robbed a nursing home; maybe "Dave" borrowed the money from other members of his neo-Nazi group; maybe "Dave" sold his huge collection of child pornography. You could make up any story you wanted about what "Dave" did, because "Dave" is not real! That's the kind of fun you and Philip Morris can have with tales of fictional imagery.
January 3, 2026 at 5:43 AM
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kmfao.bsky.social
Marge stoops down to pick a lit cigarette from the Simpsons dog, Santa's Little Helper, as Bart looks on bemusedly. The dog has been hastily edited to Hello Kitty's Big Challenges, a crudely drawn crocodile. "Bart, don't give Big Challenges cigarettes"
December 27, 2025 at 6:31 AM