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Alan "no bending the knee, no kissing the ring" J
@n5iln.bsky.social
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Welcome to my world, population: 100 squirrels and a nut. All opinions and advocacies are 100% my own. I’m not perfect, I’m not for everyone, and I’m still learning. If that doesn’t suit you, move along. 'Nuff said.
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At the end of the day, Charlie Kirk was a mediocre white man who dropped out of college then found fame in convincing other mediocre white men who dropped out of college that minorities and women were chosen for jobs over mediocre white men because of who they were and not because they were more qualified, worked harder and/or finished college. That's his legacy. And no amount of tears on phony social media videos posted by random people on the internet will change that.
October 31, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Worth sharing.
Public: We need sandwiches. Republicans: We agree -- you need sandwiches. Democrats: We agree -- you need sandwiches. Republicans: We're voting Sunday at 5pm on a bill that gives us ham sandwiches and everyone else poop sandwiches. Democrats: That's not going to help anyone. Republicans: Democrats oppose sandwiches. Media: BREAKING: DEMOCRATS VOTE AGAINST SANDWICH BILL
October 28, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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It’s real.
September 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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It me.
Drawing of a raccoon holding a crowbar, with a caption that says "Some people have guardian angels. I have a raccoon with a crowbar whispering...'Let's make it worse.'"
August 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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The sky is getting grumbly again.
Radar image showing a thunderstorm southeast of Reno, NV.
July 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Me: I'm afraid of the Backstreet Boys Therapist: Tell me why Me: (out of focus image of a hamster that looks like it's screaming)
July 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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My Homeland’s heritage.
Andrews, Benny (2005). “The Trail of Tears”. Retrieved from The Philips Collection, 14 Jul 2025, https://www.phillipscollection.org/collection/trail-tears
July 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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This is a test.
Captain America decking Adolf Hitler
July 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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A pattern of woven wire fencing and barbed wire made to resemble the US flag
July 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Oldie but goodie.
A: D&D Stats explained with tomatoes. Strength is being able to crush a tomato. Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato. Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato. Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad. Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad. B: A tomato based fruit salad would simply be salsa. C: GUYS I FOUND THE BARD!
June 20, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Best Star Trek Crew, wrong answers only.
May 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Just as a reminder, and especially directed at those who insist man has never walked on the moon and the Apollo landings were computer-generated, here's an example of state-of-the-art CGI from 1996:
Image of Lara Croft, from the original Tomb Raider game released on PlayStation in 1996
May 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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I think I'm going to order one of these for my desk. Maybe my hunny could use one too, as long as it stays off-camera.
Faux marble statue, resembling a Greek sculpture of a beautiful woman, flipping two middle fingers at the viewer.
May 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Eh, why not. It looks like all the cool kids are doing it.
skircle.me graphic showing Bsky followers most interacted with
April 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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It's going to be another one of those days. Do what you need to do to stay safe.
Storm Prediction Center categorical outlook map. See https://spc.nws.noaa.gov for text products.
March 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Quote from an Instagram post: So let me get this straight - women can be charged with murder for having a miscarriage (something completely out of their control), but parents who refuse to vaccinate their kids and let them die from a preventable disease face no consequences? Wild. Almost like it was never about 'life' at all...
March 14, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Friends in the mid-Mississippi Valley area, please implement your severe weather plans. Start now, BEFORE the storms arrive.
Map of the US with severe weather categorical outlook overlay. Full text narrative available at https://spc.nws.noaa.gov
March 14, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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I wonder if it's the same company.
Cup of ramen named "Spicy AF".
March 2, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Reminder: between 2014 and 2022, Ukraine held 200 talks with Russia, reaching 20 cease-fire agreements. Russia violated ALL of these, leading to Putin's invasion on 2/24/2022. Those advocating for negotiations are either uninformed, misled, or aligned with Russia.
March 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Those are giving me serious Gabrielle Drake vibes.
Gabrielle Drake as Lt. Gay Ellis of SHADO. (TV series: "UFO", produced by Gerry Anderson, first airing 1969)
February 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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A mathematical formula described as a limerick: A dozen, a gross, and a score Plus three times the square root of four Divided by seven Plus five times eleven Is nine squared and not a bit more This is followed by someone yelling "POETRY WAS NOT MEANT TO BE USED LIKE THIS"
February 23, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Presented for your education and amusement: the Great Seal of the Commonwealth of Virginia.
The Great Seal of the Commonwealth of Virginia: A warrior in a robe holding a spear, point down, standing on the chest of a man, with the man's crown laying beside him. The inscription is in Latin, Sic Semper Tyrannis - thus be it ever to tyrants.
February 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Can we all agree on THIS name, at least?
Map of North America with the Gulf of Mexico renamed to the Gulf of Jimmy Buffett
February 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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What's your sign
Billboard for the Uranus Fudge Factory, in Uranus, Missouri, on historic Route 66, now Interstate 44.
February 15, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Which are you?
Mass Effect meme. There are three types of friend: (Picture of Tali'Zorah) I hope you're okay (Picture of Garrus Vakarian) Stop falling down the stairs) (Picture of Urdnot Wrex) How'd the ground taste
February 12, 2025 at 2:21 PM