Remember:

Juries are important not so much for the powers they have, but for the powers they prevent others from having.

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Reminds me of a Bernardism from Yes, Minister.

James Hacker:
...but I have never leaked.

Bernard Woolley:
Oh, that's another of those irregular verbs, isn't it? I give confidential press briefings; you leak; he's been charged under Section 2a of the Official Secrets Act.

He only bought the calendar on a whim because he and the old boy had a shared interest in photography and he was impressed by the photos rather than the scenes. Chance in a million really.

But it didn't stop there. His mother-in-law saw it and stopped cold...she had worked there as well! Turns out the two of them had worked a couple of huts apart but never met until a few years after the war. Married since the early 50s neither had ever mentioned it to their partner until that day.

Downloaded it and put it to video. The only version on YT is recording from a grammerphone. It's too good buried on Internet Archive!

youtu.be/Al6XsXVPWaQ?...

It all went wrong when they started to rename personnel departments as 'human resources'.

More here m.soundcloud.com/escapedfromn...

The b side + another '78' from the community singing are here m.soundcloud.com/escapedfromn...

Also, they're actually 80rpm not 78.