Yeah we don't want Tim Horton's, go nuts.

Or a moldy hardwood floor.

Or the remains of an old NES console that someone gutted so they could some wires and ports for another project

Or that he looks like a thrift store painting that you bought, had your kid paint over as a Sunday afternoon activity because you desperately needed something, anything, for them to do, and then brought back to the thrift store.

I could also say that he looks like a yogurt container that you've repurposed to hold miscellaneous nuts and screws.

I can say that Elon Musk looks like an pack of ramen that you forgot at the back of a cupboard for three years, and when you found it it was ambushed between two cans of tomato paste.

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GIMME THAT GLIZZY

Your wealth... your dieregard. You both disgust me. You and your stupid... Heh. Look at his scarf. Hah. Okay listen. I'll take this on only 'cuz it'll look good for me. But I'm charging you extra every step of the way. I assume you can afford it. Good. Merry Christmas to me I guess.

You know, I got my red seal after creating and modeling some of the biodegradable building materials you've chosen. It took me years to get the right formulas. I worked with over 15 different chemists. I was turned down by seven different factories.

Oh, you too? Your cat effectively DESTROYS your property and you're just going to let them go scot-free? No consequences? Are you some of those rich, "gentle pet-owning" people I've heard about?

Sir! Excuse me but you look incredulous! Do you not understand how costly a repair this is going to be?! I'm just a contractor but we're going to need to get a team for at least 20 specialists in here, not least of which is a litigator for the inevitable giant that will descend.

The increased number of freeze and thaw cycles we've been seeing-- climate change--ultimately led to a magic beanstalk sprouting through the rafters. The ice pushed apart the ridge board, exposing the attic, and the stalk poked through the underlayment. (Why did you have a magic bean in your attic?)

Actively prevents you from being productive, pushes endless ads in your face, ruins your system with memory-intensive bullshit, and spies on you endlessly. For a hot minute we all thought it was cool. Until it was the worst. Tbh Zuck kinda seems like he was built off Bonzi's source code