Feelin lumpy

Your wealth... your dieregard. You both disgust me. You and your stupid... Heh. Look at his scarf. Hah. Okay listen. I'll take this on only 'cuz it'll look good for me. But I'm charging you extra every step of the way. I assume you can afford it. Good. Merry Christmas to me I guess.

Oh, you too? Your cat effectively DESTROYS your property and you're just going to let them go scot-free? No consequences? Are you some of those rich, "gentle pet-owning" people I've heard about?

Sir! Excuse me but you look incredulous! Do you not understand how costly a repair this is going to be?! I'm just a contractor but we're going to need to get a team for at least 20 specialists in here, not least of which is a litigator for the inevitable giant that will descend.

Well there's your problem Mr. & Mrs. Yeti. Your cat let in a cookie monster. They started eating through the gingerbread ridge board of your roof. That led to water infiltration.

@ryanhatesthis.bsky.social 's assessment that influencers are basically just Bonzibuddy was perfect. I wonder if trad social media is just as good of a comparison.

Today's the anniversary of the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. Grab a whisky and get your Lightfoot on

@pftompkins.bsky.social A sincere thank you for last night's show in MTL. It meant everything to be able to see the people who have been making me laugh for so many years.

Pulled out a classic tonight. Dropped the hobby a couple years ago and I think it's time to pick it back up.
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