Most based reason to join a gym

Damn....there really isn't a SINGLE unique human experience huh 😭

TO THE OLDER COUPLE WHO VERY AGGRESSIVELY BANGED ON THE SHUTTER DOOR 30MINS AFTER I HAD SHUT AND PROCEEDED TO ARGUE ABOUT WHETHER THE STORE WAS SHUT OR NOT.......IM GOING TO EAT YOUR WHOLE HOUSE

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Was literally speaking French to my mum at a concert when an older gentleman turned around next to us and said "oh you must be Brazilian. ".......he wasn't even joking 💀