the dutch are not indigenous to the ocean

if you put them in the ocean they will drown

You’re down bad for him? So am I. And by ‘him’ I mean dozens of crocodiles.

Worth it, best Gaga album since Artpop

Fellas, is it gay to not spoon your boyfriend so you can listen to Lady Gaga?

My partner has cracked the shits with me because I won’t come to bed until I’ve listened to the full album twice

Hell yeah I love you too my man 🫶

Next charcoal chicken date? 🥺