Mythic Spork
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Mythic Spork
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Live, laugh, dismantle systems of oppression
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Yes Jasmine! 👏
Jasmine Crockett Says She's Tired Of 'White Tears' From 'Mediocre White Boys' In Blistering Rant
Preach, Jasmine!
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February 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Perhaps if he had not spent so much time playing video games so that he could be the #1 video game player he would know that the answer to this question is "All of them."
February 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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February 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
theonion.com
February 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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I got the same once as a “Yellow American.” Cheesus, when will it end?
January 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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I always said “this is the best year so far in human history to get cancer” and John retorted, “yeah, but next year would have been better.”

Truly ridiculous how right he was…
January 13, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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I’m sorry but the fact that Congress is about to throw immigrants under the bus at the very same time that countless immigrants in California are risking their lives to protect neighborhoods many of them could never aspire live in is breaking my brain in a whole new way.
January 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
January 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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January 12, 2025 at 8:45 AM
The circle of life
January 12, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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I think I prefer this to "Gulf of America"
January 11, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Last week, I watched a TikTok from a man who was convicted of a crime and he negotiated for a longer sentence so that he could serve his sentence on a California fire camp and ultimately have a slightly shorter sentence.

1/
January 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
January 10, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Grave Gatsby the NeCrowmancer at your service.
January 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Womp womp
Facebook is censoring 404 Media stories about Facebook's censorship

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January 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Its technically a cat comic
January 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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In this day and age, living in a place that
- you like,
- you can afford,
- you can find a job,
- you have family/friends,
- you feel safe, and
- you *are* safe from natural disasters/bad laws/worse

is luxury and privilege. Almost no one gets to check all the boxes.

So maybe don’t be an asshole.
January 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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thank you LAFD, today illustrates why a great man once said “nobody ever made a song called ‘fuck the fire department’”
January 9, 2025 at 5:32 AM
January 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The first BlueSky desk cat post!
January 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
January 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM