amy 🧿🇵🇸
@mystictsunami.bsky.social
autistic • filthy commie • she/her • TX
fix your hearts or die 🖤
fix your hearts or die 🖤
the first two seasons of Parks and Rec are good and funny
April 25, 2024 at 12:28 AM
the first two seasons of Parks and Rec are good and funny
saw this, busted out laughing, showed it to my husband and he immediately goes “hell yeah! screen shot that! you better screenshot that! that’s a chest piece!” oh no 🙊
March 14, 2024 at 10:50 PM
saw this, busted out laughing, showed it to my husband and he immediately goes “hell yeah! screen shot that! you better screenshot that! that’s a chest piece!” oh no 🙊
can’t imagine why they turned off the comments 🙈
March 8, 2024 at 10:56 PM
can’t imagine why they turned off the comments 🙈
makin it happen cap’n
March 4, 2024 at 11:37 PM
makin it happen cap’n
I’ve got the ultimate cop killers right in my hand
February 23, 2024 at 4:22 PM
I’ve got the ultimate cop killers right in my hand
this is some major bullshit
February 22, 2024 at 6:18 PM
this is some major bullshit
I am filled with murderous rage
February 21, 2024 at 3:33 PM
I am filled with murderous rage
I might have posted these before but aren’t we just so fucking cute?
January 24, 2024 at 3:42 PM
I might have posted these before but aren’t we just so fucking cute?
GOAT. love him so much.
January 21, 2024 at 3:44 PM
GOAT. love him so much.
it should be legal for me to tell Dr Sherlock Crackhead to go jump off a cliff. I shouldn’t have to read this stuff without being able to react with violence. fuck these people.
January 20, 2024 at 12:03 AM
it should be legal for me to tell Dr Sherlock Crackhead to go jump off a cliff. I shouldn’t have to read this stuff without being able to react with violence. fuck these people.
obsessed with this
January 18, 2024 at 12:22 AM
obsessed with this
you really can’t say shit anymore on twitter
January 17, 2024 at 10:07 PM
you really can’t say shit anymore on twitter
I’m 32 today 😝🪐🌸✨🍄
December 30, 2023 at 8:18 AM
I’m 32 today 😝🪐🌸✨🍄
made my sweet sweet husband take selfies with me in the HEB parking lot last night cause the sunset was fire.
December 20, 2023 at 2:20 PM
made my sweet sweet husband take selfies with me in the HEB parking lot last night cause the sunset was fire.
Elon completely nuked my old twitter account but thankfully I saved a screenshot of my most iconic tweet.
December 14, 2023 at 3:52 PM
Elon completely nuked my old twitter account but thankfully I saved a screenshot of my most iconic tweet.
unexpectedly exciting morning. neighbors cow escaped and I had to help wrangle her back into her fence.
December 5, 2023 at 2:51 PM
unexpectedly exciting morning. neighbors cow escaped and I had to help wrangle her back into her fence.