Mystery
@mysteryums.bsky.social
jokester, selfhoster, gamer, animer
mostly funny, Occasionally Serious™
opinions are not mine something is controlling me please help
mostly funny, Occasionally Serious™
opinions are not mine something is controlling me please help
this was supposed to be a joke
i'm so tired
i'm so tired
November 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
this was supposed to be a joke
i'm so tired
i'm so tired
"copy and paste something else" is truly the epitome of ai software degradation
October 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
"copy and paste something else" is truly the epitome of ai software degradation
just finished my onboarding at the fbi and this short little indian dude walked up and handed me this? wtf?
October 4, 2025 at 2:21 AM
just finished my onboarding at the fbi and this short little indian dude walked up and handed me this? wtf?
we could never be sure if the shooter was a leftist or not, but there would be signs
September 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
we could never be sure if the shooter was a leftist or not, but there would be signs
why is my duolingo giving me this trump-presidential-portrait ass look
September 22, 2025 at 6:23 AM
why is my duolingo giving me this trump-presidential-portrait ass look
we're at the stage in the american experiment where the president is trying to shitpost peace between israel and iran into reality via his personal blog
June 24, 2025 at 12:24 PM
we're at the stage in the american experiment where the president is trying to shitpost peace between israel and iran into reality via his personal blog
okay maybe it was justified
June 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
okay maybe it was justified
BREAKING: in mock votes held by vatican cardinals last night, two top contenders have emerged
their credentials appear to speak for themselves
their credentials appear to speak for themselves
April 23, 2025 at 1:49 PM
BREAKING: in mock votes held by vatican cardinals last night, two top contenders have emerged
their credentials appear to speak for themselves
their credentials appear to speak for themselves
Penguin Random House? The one that sued the Open Library in the middle of the pandemic, and destroyed the very concept of Controlled Digital Lending, harming libraries across the nation by making it illegal to digitally lend scans 1 to 1 of their physical books?
That's a lot of banned books to read
That's a lot of banned books to read
April 23, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Penguin Random House? The one that sued the Open Library in the middle of the pandemic, and destroyed the very concept of Controlled Digital Lending, harming libraries across the nation by making it illegal to digitally lend scans 1 to 1 of their physical books?
That's a lot of banned books to read
That's a lot of banned books to read
huh, i wonder how the ol' bsky is doing on this fine easter monday morni-
April 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
huh, i wonder how the ol' bsky is doing on this fine easter monday morni-
what did they mean by this
April 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
what did they mean by this
i've been staring at this trying to think of something funny to add but i feel reality adequately does the job here
March 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
i've been staring at this trying to think of something funny to add but i feel reality adequately does the job here
wait a second, they're all fuckin fish, squidward wearing the salmon suit was basically deep sea blackface
December 8, 2024 at 2:53 PM
wait a second, they're all fuckin fish, squidward wearing the salmon suit was basically deep sea blackface
presumably to solve this common police problem
December 5, 2024 at 4:12 PM
presumably to solve this common police problem
he died as he lived, creating value for the shareholders 😔
December 5, 2024 at 1:53 AM
he died as he lived, creating value for the shareholders 😔
that fuckin rabbit creampied my cereal
November 30, 2024 at 3:45 PM
that fuckin rabbit creampied my cereal
this wizard of oz remake sucks
November 30, 2024 at 4:33 AM
this wizard of oz remake sucks
pov: you are watching the last two episodes of the anime + EoE
November 28, 2024 at 7:44 AM
pov: you are watching the last two episodes of the anime + EoE
[one of my followers, diving in front of bluesky at large] GET DOWN MR. PRESIDENT
November 28, 2024 at 4:57 AM
[one of my followers, diving in front of bluesky at large] GET DOWN MR. PRESIDENT
it's more of a spicy fling type deal, i'll always go back to my long term partner
November 27, 2024 at 6:07 PM
it's more of a spicy fling type deal, i'll always go back to my long term partner
i might be less mad about stalker 2 crashing if i didn't have to stare at this for literally 20+ minutes just about every single time i booted the game
November 24, 2024 at 7:37 AM
i might be less mad about stalker 2 crashing if i didn't have to stare at this for literally 20+ minutes just about every single time i booted the game
Social media has been so user hostile for so long that most people dont realize this because its not a feature anywhere else
If youre tired of political stuff (or ANY stuff), go to Settings, Moderation, Muted Words, and add whatever you want
You can make them temporary or exclude people you follow
If youre tired of political stuff (or ANY stuff), go to Settings, Moderation, Muted Words, and add whatever you want
You can make them temporary or exclude people you follow
November 23, 2024 at 7:34 AM
Social media has been so user hostile for so long that most people dont realize this because its not a feature anywhere else
If youre tired of political stuff (or ANY stuff), go to Settings, Moderation, Muted Words, and add whatever you want
You can make them temporary or exclude people you follow
If youre tired of political stuff (or ANY stuff), go to Settings, Moderation, Muted Words, and add whatever you want
You can make them temporary or exclude people you follow
it was so memeable that even other corporations got in on it
November 21, 2024 at 5:27 AM
it was so memeable that even other corporations got in on it
now that i’ve hit 100 followers and “made it big”, i promise to never monetize my content or “sell out”
Just like your local Walgreens™ is well stocked and will never “sell out” of Head On™ brand migraine relief
Head On™, apply directly to the forehead
Head On™, apply directly to the forehead
Just like your local Walgreens™ is well stocked and will never “sell out” of Head On™ brand migraine relief
Head On™, apply directly to the forehead
Head On™, apply directly to the forehead
November 21, 2024 at 4:17 AM
now that i’ve hit 100 followers and “made it big”, i promise to never monetize my content or “sell out”
Just like your local Walgreens™ is well stocked and will never “sell out” of Head On™ brand migraine relief
Head On™, apply directly to the forehead
Head On™, apply directly to the forehead
Just like your local Walgreens™ is well stocked and will never “sell out” of Head On™ brand migraine relief
Head On™, apply directly to the forehead
Head On™, apply directly to the forehead