I don't even think it's a matter of the material being bad. Arnold is simply that unique and irreplaceable an ingredient, such that removing him from even his best movies, with no other changes, would make them instantly worse

3 for 3 on Arnold Schwarzenegger movies getting remade without Arnold in them and instantly being sauceless. I know Arnold isn't a guarantee of quality but I feel like remaking movies he's been in is an especially stupid exercise in foot-shooting

FaZe Rug, blink twice if they're holding you hostage

Prime 4 should be the Doom Extreme Weapons Pack mod but a whole game. Every time you fire a missile it has to be manually assembled before firing and it does like 2 damage while the Spazer Beam always shoots behind you instead of what's in front of you. The Power Bomb just makes pizzas in real time

I still don't like him at all, but I'll admit, the sheer "Just shut the fuck up and do your job" energy coming off of Samus every time she interacts with him is pretty funny

I feel like that’s probably the case, but if so, why are any of them here to begin with? It just feels like a decision anyone doing a Metroid should know better than to even entertain by now, considering how much people “loved” Adam in Other M.

Praying to God he’s just a tutorial NPC who either dies or quits because I cannot imagine anyone being stupid enough to think the appeal of Metroid is some snot leading you around by the nose, especially after Other M. It shouldn’t be possible for someone to be that clueless for 9 years straight

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These two should get married and Gilly should be the ring

The kind of borderline or straight-up ACTUAL pedophilia that gets pumped out of bargain-bin anime studios and put on TV no-questions-asked and yet they choose to focus on that? Shows you where their real priorities are.

Gonna be real, while I might *notice* a difference between 30 FPS and 60 FPS, I can’t imagine actually *caring* that strongly about it, especially when we no longer live in the Dark Ages where a game running at 30 FPS on your PC was a sign that you had more money than God, instead of the standard.

They will never stop being this sloppy, not just because they’re stupid, but because that sloppiness reinforces their ego. Everything they do in life is an elaborate raping that they simply MUST boast about to somebody, because it establishes them in their own minds as apex predators.

The key difference is that your average criminal is only out for money, and everything else is just a bloody means to an end. To Donald Trump, Epstein and co., the means ARE the ends.

Some people really do just internalize “men” and ”women” like they’re separate species

They can

1. Cause physical damage and deformation to your feet
2. Put excess pressure on your heel bones and hamstrings, which can cause both foot AND back pain
3. Make it easier to trip and fall

but counterpoint,

A) they smoke harder than a brush-fire

Twitter looks like a complete insane asylum from the outside, largely because at this point it basically is

I don't need the train to tell me it loves me, I love it all the same cuz it's cool.

It also won't tell people to kill themselves after saying it's contacting the suicide hotline and then then literally going "nah, man".

The idea of a careless piece of shit like Sam Altman getting his planet-burning assisted suicide machine bailed out makes me sick to my stomach

Hulk make sternly worded skeet at Leader for beating up orphanage of kids with goons, Hulk not very pleased with this development