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I’m too busy acting like I’m not naive
Apology accepted
January 12, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Apology accepted
Interesting
January 12, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Interesting
"Whatabod" is a good colloquialism for the classic Texan physique where your love handles flop over your open-carried Glock
January 7, 2026 at 4:18 PM
"Whatabod" is a good colloquialism for the classic Texan physique where your love handles flop over your open-carried Glock
You are useless, and should resign
January 4, 2026 at 5:14 PM
You are useless, and should resign
I watched FRENCH DISPATCH on a work trip flight, and a colleague sat behind me was like “interesting stuff you were watching”. I genuinely forgot there was nudity and assumed anyone else would realize a Wes Anderson movie wasn’t porn
December 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I watched FRENCH DISPATCH on a work trip flight, and a colleague sat behind me was like “interesting stuff you were watching”. I genuinely forgot there was nudity and assumed anyone else would realize a Wes Anderson movie wasn’t porn
At a time when legacy corporate media is continually humiliating themselves, we don’t need you guys doing shit like this
December 15, 2025 at 5:53 PM
At a time when legacy corporate media is continually humiliating themselves, we don’t need you guys doing shit like this
Correction: not ad free
November 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Correction: not ad free