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@mysteriousdaniel.bsky.social
I’m too busy acting like I’m not naive
Trip to the museum is 10x cooler thanks to @jonbois.bsky.social
January 17, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Trip to the museum is 10x cooler thanks to @jonbois.bsky.social
He likes intelligent content
January 14, 2026 at 8:18 PM
He likes intelligent content
I keep having to double check that I’m not following this guy. He’s just constantly being retweeted into my feed. I see more from him than people I actually follow. What an exhausting person.
(Yes, I’m blocking now)
(Yes, I’m blocking now)
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I keep having to double check that I’m not following this guy. He’s just constantly being retweeted into my feed. I see more from him than people I actually follow. What an exhausting person.
(Yes, I’m blocking now)
(Yes, I’m blocking now)
Again: being a leftist is just being forced to watch everyone be at least a year behind you
September 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Again: being a leftist is just being forced to watch everyone be at least a year behind you
let’s FUCKING GO
June 15, 2025 at 11:16 PM
let’s FUCKING GO
My baseball sicko level: I’m highly emotionally invested in these games tonight, to see if the Tigers get to 40 wins before the Rockies reach double digits
June 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM
My baseball sicko level: I’m highly emotionally invested in these games tonight, to see if the Tigers get to 40 wins before the Rockies reach double digits
Over lunch my wife innocently and earnestly asked me if Barry Bonds did steroids
April 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Over lunch my wife innocently and earnestly asked me if Barry Bonds did steroids
Wilmer breaking for home
April 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Wilmer breaking for home
Hard to work when all I wanna do is look at this cat. Also he’s in my chair
March 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Hard to work when all I wanna do is look at this cat. Also he’s in my chair
Oh honey child
March 1, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Oh honey child
Made the absolute stupidest mistake ever in LL. I deserve to be kicked out
November 21, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Made the absolute stupidest mistake ever in LL. I deserve to be kicked out
Don’t think that’s gonna do the trick
November 20, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Don’t think that’s gonna do the trick
NFL won’t even let us pretend that the Oilers are from here.
October 30, 2023 at 1:32 PM
NFL won’t even let us pretend that the Oilers are from here.
Oh and on the way I saw an art car
September 26, 2023 at 10:04 PM
Oh and on the way I saw an art car
This meal cost me $1.5M at Newark Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.
September 21, 2023 at 8:14 PM
This meal cost me $1.5M at Newark Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.
Reached the end of the Eephus League scorebook I’ve been using for 6 years.
2 World Series games, my first Opening Day, Mexico City game. And just regular old good times with friends. On to the next!
2 World Series games, my first Opening Day, Mexico City game. And just regular old good times with friends. On to the next!
September 19, 2023 at 11:39 PM
Reached the end of the Eephus League scorebook I’ve been using for 6 years.
2 World Series games, my first Opening Day, Mexico City game. And just regular old good times with friends. On to the next!
2 World Series games, my first Opening Day, Mexico City game. And just regular old good times with friends. On to the next!