Very very difficult for Tories to do *any* moralising or *any* advice to Labour after spending 14 years epically screwing up, lying, grifting, multi-jobbing, giving out dodgy peerages and shouting their mouths off in the House of Commons.
Case in point…
Mr James Not-So Cleverly.

(Private Eye)

A gentle foray into Blue Sky, it feels strange to be starting afresh with a new platform. I've forgotten what to do! I hope this proves to be a more peaceful and less distressing environment than the alternatives🤞