motherless dirtbag
@myrcenequeen.bsky.social
feral housewife and cat mom
2009 was half my lifetime ago
December 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
2009 was half my lifetime ago
changed my ID today! i'm a real Kentucky girl now 😌 the lady helping me switch over asked if i wanted to take a photo of my old ID to keep as a memory and i asked her to shred it in front of me, lol
December 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
changed my ID today! i'm a real Kentucky girl now 😌 the lady helping me switch over asked if i wanted to take a photo of my old ID to keep as a memory and i asked her to shred it in front of me, lol
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me: i need a delicious source of potassium
banana: i'm here for you
me: i am also an avid fan of slapstick comedy
banana: ok you're not gonna believe this
banana: i'm here for you
me: i am also an avid fan of slapstick comedy
banana: ok you're not gonna believe this
June 11, 2023 at 8:24 PM
me: i need a delicious source of potassium
banana: i'm here for you
me: i am also an avid fan of slapstick comedy
banana: ok you're not gonna believe this
banana: i'm here for you
me: i am also an avid fan of slapstick comedy
banana: ok you're not gonna believe this
this desert rat is very happy that i finally get to experience snow
December 3, 2025 at 11:41 AM
this desert rat is very happy that i finally get to experience snow
i just made a sandwich so good i got down on all fours and started barking like a seal
December 2, 2025 at 7:41 PM
i just made a sandwich so good i got down on all fours and started barking like a seal
Etsy can choke on my dick. That website is a dream killer for real.
December 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Etsy can choke on my dick. That website is a dream killer for real.
it's my first year making Thanksgiving dinner...... just for us 3, but still, i'm so intimidated. 😅 i'm over here studying these recipes like i'm taking an exam. i refuse to fuck this up
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
it's my first year making Thanksgiving dinner...... just for us 3, but still, i'm so intimidated. 😅 i'm over here studying these recipes like i'm taking an exam. i refuse to fuck this up
no but really, it is so confusing and way harder than it needs to be. i never thought i'd miss the dmv 😭
Sandy just talked me through the process of registering an out of state car in the state of Kentucky and it felt like I was a part of a 20 minute 30 Rock bit.
November 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
no but really, it is so confusing and way harder than it needs to be. i never thought i'd miss the dmv 😭
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I have been getting up in the mornings with Zach and making us breakfast before he leaves. I can't eat half the time cause my stomach is stupid, but the time we are spending together has been so nice. 🥰
November 18, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I have been getting up in the mornings with Zach and making us breakfast before he leaves. I can't eat half the time cause my stomach is stupid, but the time we are spending together has been so nice. 🥰
there's just something about watermelon-scented Fabuloso mopped floors after a deep clean
November 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
there's just something about watermelon-scented Fabuloso mopped floors after a deep clean
I am getting my first shop payment AND we are finally down to 4 figures owed on our car loan. I'm taking my tiny wins where I can. 😌
November 3, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I am getting my first shop payment AND we are finally down to 4 figures owed on our car loan. I'm taking my tiny wins where I can. 😌
man, if only i had known at 32 i'd be stuck at home taking care of everything and everyone except myself... i definitely would have made some different choices... i'm so fucking tired
November 2, 2025 at 11:16 PM
man, if only i had known at 32 i'd be stuck at home taking care of everything and everyone except myself... i definitely would have made some different choices... i'm so fucking tired
season 7 of ER is so heavy dude 😭
October 30, 2025 at 3:28 AM
season 7 of ER is so heavy dude 😭
i got the alcohol munchies real bad. i just stared at the Guinness at the store for like five straight minutes, mouth watering.
October 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
i got the alcohol munchies real bad. i just stared at the Guinness at the store for like five straight minutes, mouth watering.
packing 2 orders right now 😍 and i was able to get a bunch of discounted beads to work on some new designs tonight 🥰 feeling good man!!!
October 19, 2025 at 11:07 PM
packing 2 orders right now 😍 and i was able to get a bunch of discounted beads to work on some new designs tonight 🥰 feeling good man!!!
face snatched to the gods, i better get pregnant tonight
October 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
face snatched to the gods, i better get pregnant tonight
3 in the morning and i hear a fucking clown horn outside?!?? 😨😨😨
October 10, 2025 at 7:13 AM
3 in the morning and i hear a fucking clown horn outside?!?? 😨😨😨
this ed gein show is rough dude. genuinely scary shit
October 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
this ed gein show is rough dude. genuinely scary shit
got to the post office 5 minutes after they closed yesterday and figured the package drop would be safe. now i have no idea where 2 orders are cause they were never scanned in. and of course we have one of the worst post offices, so i'm already thinking the worst. 😭
October 2, 2025 at 2:21 PM
got to the post office 5 minutes after they closed yesterday and figured the package drop would be safe. now i have no idea where 2 orders are cause they were never scanned in. and of course we have one of the worst post offices, so i'm already thinking the worst. 😭
today has been the weirdest most emotional day i've had in a while. it wasn't even a bad day. i just feel so weepy and sad and have cried uncontrollably over everything, down to minor inconveniences. 🥴
September 30, 2025 at 3:51 AM
today has been the weirdest most emotional day i've had in a while. it wasn't even a bad day. i just feel so weepy and sad and have cried uncontrollably over everything, down to minor inconveniences. 🥴
jesus fucking christ. why did i let shit go on like this for so long
September 29, 2025 at 7:39 PM
jesus fucking christ. why did i let shit go on like this for so long
booster shot and a quick blood draw for Rosie today. she did so well! vet said she was friendly towards her and the techs, which makes me so happy. i think she likes and trusts this doctor, which is so rare for her, lol.
September 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
booster shot and a quick blood draw for Rosie today. she did so well! vet said she was friendly towards her and the techs, which makes me so happy. i think she likes and trusts this doctor, which is so rare for her, lol.
just had the weirdest craving for gin and pickle juice
September 23, 2025 at 1:47 AM
just had the weirdest craving for gin and pickle juice