The First of May. HooRAY! HooRAY! Outdoor fucking starts today.
May 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The First of May. HooRAY! HooRAY! Outdoor fucking starts today.
This comes with a DOJ referral, right? Why hasn't this POS been charged yet?
This is who MAGA wanted as the top law enforcement official in the United States.
December 23, 2024 at 7:18 PM
This comes with a DOJ referral, right? Why hasn't this POS been charged yet?
🤣, also 💯
Someone just referred to the Gaetz report as the Pedo Files, and now I’m dead.
December 23, 2024 at 5:00 PM
🤣, also 💯
Summary:
$90K in payments to 12 women for sex/drugs
Sex with a minor
Allegations of drug-induced sexual assault
Rampant illicit drug use
Fake email account setup to purchase drugs
Accepting gifts of travel in excess of permissible limits
False statements to the state dept. to obtain a passport
$90K in payments to 12 women for sex/drugs
Sex with a minor
Allegations of drug-induced sexual assault
Rampant illicit drug use
Fake email account setup to purchase drugs
Accepting gifts of travel in excess of permissible limits
False statements to the state dept. to obtain a passport
Let’s keep this in mind, devout Christian Speaker Johnson tried to keep the house from releasing this report because he wanted Gaetz to be attorney general.
Typical
Typical
December 23, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Summary:
$90K in payments to 12 women for sex/drugs
Sex with a minor
Allegations of drug-induced sexual assault
Rampant illicit drug use
Fake email account setup to purchase drugs
Accepting gifts of travel in excess of permissible limits
False statements to the state dept. to obtain a passport
$90K in payments to 12 women for sex/drugs
Sex with a minor
Allegations of drug-induced sexual assault
Rampant illicit drug use
Fake email account setup to purchase drugs
Accepting gifts of travel in excess of permissible limits
False statements to the state dept. to obtain a passport
Pay attention.
December 22, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Pay attention.
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the greatest trick the devil ever played was to convince low-wattage morons that he was going to lower the price of eggs
December 22, 2024 at 2:27 PM
the greatest trick the devil ever played was to convince low-wattage morons that he was going to lower the price of eggs
Propagandized, and intentionally poorly educated. 🤬
December 20, 2024 at 10:51 PM
Propagandized, and intentionally poorly educated. 🤬
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Does Elon make Donny wear a gimp suit
December 20, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Does Elon make Donny wear a gimp suit
🤨
December 14, 2024 at 11:17 AM
🤨
This. 💯
People not elected to government should not have the power to reshape the government, especially people whose obscene wealth depends on the government functioning a certain way.
This is not a hot take.
It's just plain common sense.
This is not a hot take.
It's just plain common sense.
December 7, 2024 at 8:14 PM
This. 💯
Reposted by Mykal
It shouldn’t be ignored that Kash Patel chose to plead the Fifth in response to a grand jury subpoena over the Mar-a-Lago classified documents.
He only testified, involuntarily, after being granted immunity.
Think about that. Trump’s FBI nominee pled the Fifth in response to a DOJ subpoena.
He only testified, involuntarily, after being granted immunity.
Think about that. Trump’s FBI nominee pled the Fifth in response to a DOJ subpoena.
December 3, 2024 at 3:16 PM
It shouldn’t be ignored that Kash Patel chose to plead the Fifth in response to a grand jury subpoena over the Mar-a-Lago classified documents.
He only testified, involuntarily, after being granted immunity.
Think about that. Trump’s FBI nominee pled the Fifth in response to a DOJ subpoena.
He only testified, involuntarily, after being granted immunity.
Think about that. Trump’s FBI nominee pled the Fifth in response to a DOJ subpoena.
💯
Quit complying in advance.
November 22, 2024 at 10:40 PM
💯
Hear @olbermann.bsky.social refer to Matt Gaetz as "Beavis & Botox." 🤣
November 21, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Hear @olbermann.bsky.social refer to Matt Gaetz as "Beavis & Botox." 🤣
Reposted by Mykal
Matt Gaetz saving face by telling friends he just wanted to spend more time with other people’s kids
JUST IN: Former GOP Rep. Matt Gaetz is withdrawing from consideration to be President-elect Donald Trump's attorney general. cnn.it/4fEA1IY
November 21, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Matt Gaetz saving face by telling friends he just wanted to spend more time with other people’s kids
Saw a screening of Better Man, the Robbie Williams story Tuesday night. Fantastic! Great story, creative, innovative film making, expert sound editing. LOVED it! Can't recommend it enough.
And Robbie was a charming sum'bitch. Kind, friendly, and truly engaged with everyone he met that night.
And Robbie was a charming sum'bitch. Kind, friendly, and truly engaged with everyone he met that night.
November 21, 2024 at 11:27 AM
Saw a screening of Better Man, the Robbie Williams story Tuesday night. Fantastic! Great story, creative, innovative film making, expert sound editing. LOVED it! Can't recommend it enough.
And Robbie was a charming sum'bitch. Kind, friendly, and truly engaged with everyone he met that night.
And Robbie was a charming sum'bitch. Kind, friendly, and truly engaged with everyone he met that night.
Reposted by Mykal
The Department of Justice isn't within 100 feet of a school, is it?
President-elect Donald Trump has chosen Republican Rep. Matt Gaetz of Florida to serve as his attorney general.
Read more: cnn.it/48R0YXh
Read more: cnn.it/48R0YXh
November 13, 2024 at 9:07 PM
The Department of Justice isn't within 100 feet of a school, is it?
Seems like Bluesky is getting quite a bit more popular over the past week. Must be time to start spending more time over here (and none over there.)
November 13, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Seems like Bluesky is getting quite a bit more popular over the past week. Must be time to start spending more time over here (and none over there.)
I really feel like I should make more of an effort to be amusing here.
Perhaps just more fart jokes.
(Full disclosure: I can't think of a single fart joke.)
Perhaps just more fart jokes.
(Full disclosure: I can't think of a single fart joke.)
October 27, 2023 at 10:04 PM
I really feel like I should make more of an effort to be amusing here.
Perhaps just more fart jokes.
(Full disclosure: I can't think of a single fart joke.)
Perhaps just more fart jokes.
(Full disclosure: I can't think of a single fart joke.)
Make my funk the P-Funk. I wants to get funked up.
September 14, 2023 at 10:15 PM
Make my funk the P-Funk. I wants to get funked up.
Today's last flight home is on a BRAND NEW plane. My ass is the first ever in this seat!
Sounds funny, but it still has that new plane smell.
Sounds funny, but it still has that new plane smell.
September 12, 2023 at 8:31 PM
Today's last flight home is on a BRAND NEW plane. My ass is the first ever in this seat!
Sounds funny, but it still has that new plane smell.
Sounds funny, but it still has that new plane smell.
Saw Buddy Guy at the Hollywood Bowl last week. Still thinking about that show a week later. 87 years old and still tearin' it up. He's always been a spectacular live performer. So much fun.
September 12, 2023 at 6:48 AM
Saw Buddy Guy at the Hollywood Bowl last week. Still thinking about that show a week later. 87 years old and still tearin' it up. He's always been a spectacular live performer. So much fun.
Just read that Musk named his third child with Grimes "Techno Mechanicus."
WTF? I mean, I knew he was "billionaire nutty", but cruel, too? That's a terrible thing to saddle a kid with.
WTF? I mean, I knew he was "billionaire nutty", but cruel, too? That's a terrible thing to saddle a kid with.
September 10, 2023 at 6:38 AM
Just read that Musk named his third child with Grimes "Techno Mechanicus."
WTF? I mean, I knew he was "billionaire nutty", but cruel, too? That's a terrible thing to saddle a kid with.
WTF? I mean, I knew he was "billionaire nutty", but cruel, too? That's a terrible thing to saddle a kid with.
I cannot confirm or deny membership in the Illuminati.
September 8, 2023 at 6:45 PM
I cannot confirm or deny membership in the Illuminati.
Opening paragraph from an email from an unnamed network executive: "They caught (redacted) on fire??? Well, we don't want to show anything that appears negligent, but that's just a thing that happens with kids. They catch on fire."
So, you know. Don't worry about it. Kids just catch fire.
So, you know. Don't worry about it. Kids just catch fire.
August 12, 2023 at 7:10 AM
Opening paragraph from an email from an unnamed network executive: "They caught (redacted) on fire??? Well, we don't want to show anything that appears negligent, but that's just a thing that happens with kids. They catch on fire."
So, you know. Don't worry about it. Kids just catch fire.
So, you know. Don't worry about it. Kids just catch fire.
I fly frequently enough that I often get upgraded to First Class. It is an entirely different experience.
In aisle seat in "Premium class" (4" extra legroom) this morning. Every boarding passenger has rubbed their butt or nether regions across my shoulder, or batted me in the head with their bag.
In aisle seat in "Premium class" (4" extra legroom) this morning. Every boarding passenger has rubbed their butt or nether regions across my shoulder, or batted me in the head with their bag.
August 10, 2023 at 2:54 PM
I fly frequently enough that I often get upgraded to First Class. It is an entirely different experience.
In aisle seat in "Premium class" (4" extra legroom) this morning. Every boarding passenger has rubbed their butt or nether regions across my shoulder, or batted me in the head with their bag.
In aisle seat in "Premium class" (4" extra legroom) this morning. Every boarding passenger has rubbed their butt or nether regions across my shoulder, or batted me in the head with their bag.