Lmao, you:

When I am on my death bed with an incurable case of measles, at least I will know that he was able to "live, laugh, love" up the east wing 🙏🏼

Uncanny

Women obviously got (and still get) scrutinized worse but the comfort with which people will discuss someone else's body is so fucking audacious. Just shut up.

Vecna is so goofy

Caffeine free holy waters

He is absolutely popping bottles tonight

"GET ME TO GOD'S COUNTRY"

Ohhh yeah I mean I should clarify that this is not like Beyonce rap country. Its like white guys, 100%

Lol I knew there were some songs that had a crossover but this has been like an hour straight. I didn't think it was a whole thing

I am incensed

Got home at 6:12am and she must have pulled up right before me. I am consumed by this.

I forgot to park the car there after taking my kid to work at 6am today and by 6:30 she was back smdh. Tomorrow morning, NO MORE!

I drive a Venue so I could totally fit without blocking the driveway or the mailbox. It's her big ass SUV that takes up the entire space. I think if she were blocking my driveway I'd definitely be knocking on a door, but the street thing feels too petty. Even though I'm seething.