My Fascist Father
@myfascistfather.bsky.social
Parody. (We hope.)
Pronouns: You can call me Father.
New to Bluesky and an outlet for all the amazing pearls of wisdom from me!
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Pronouns: You can call me Father.
New to Bluesky and an outlet for all the amazing pearls of wisdom from me!
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Why don’t you ever call me? 💔
It has been such a long time since I’ve had anyone to repeat Fox News lies to.
It has been such a long time since I’ve had anyone to repeat Fox News lies to.
November 6, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Why don’t you ever call me? 💔
It has been such a long time since I’ve had anyone to repeat Fox News lies to.
It has been such a long time since I’ve had anyone to repeat Fox News lies to.
Glad to see things are looking up.
"A nuclear war cannot be won and must never be fought"
- Ronald Reagan
- Ronald Reagan
October 30, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Glad to see things are looking up.
I’m going to call you and be surprised that you don’t say you’re doing great in this magical time of budget cuts and unbridled authoritarianism. WHY WOULDN’T YOU BE GREAT? If you then tell me why, I will argue with you about it. You’re welcome.
October 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I’m going to call you and be surprised that you don’t say you’re doing great in this magical time of budget cuts and unbridled authoritarianism. WHY WOULDN’T YOU BE GREAT? If you then tell me why, I will argue with you about it. You’re welcome.
Hey. I resemble this remark.
If your savings account can’t buy you a yacht, maybe stop voting like it can.
October 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Hey. I resemble this remark.
The future of my party is bright!
October 18, 2025 at 8:17 AM
The future of my party is bright!
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That’s okay. The government doesn’t have to give any of us healthcare. We wouldn’t want to risk taking care of strangers; Jesus might have been wrong about that. And I can always get my drugs from JD Vance’s mom.
October 18, 2025 at 8:11 AM
That’s okay. The government doesn’t have to give any of us healthcare. We wouldn’t want to risk taking care of strangers; Jesus might have been wrong about that. And I can always get my drugs from JD Vance’s mom.
Terrifying!
whoever did this little bit of magnificence, take a bow
October 15, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Terrifying!
I have not been trained to respond to these advanced Antifa war tactics in Portland. Someone call Kristi and tell her to send everything she’s got!
Streets are still closed off in front of the Portland ICE facility at 8:30pm. Protesters have gathered on a side street. Dance party in progress.
October 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I have not been trained to respond to these advanced Antifa war tactics in Portland. Someone call Kristi and tell her to send everything she’s got!
“Fight, fight, fight,” is my motto, too, ever since I was a bully on the school playground.
The Treasury is planning to mint a $1 coin featuring Trump’s face for America’s 250th anniversary. – POLITICO
Welcome to the banana republic.
Welcome to the banana republic.
October 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
“Fight, fight, fight,” is my motto, too, ever since I was a bully on the school playground.
They’re lying. They just want us to use made up pronouns. And robots should use the pronouns for the genders they were born with!
I’m conflicted on Netflix, though, since they also have heroes like David Chappelle who get black and trans people fighting so I’m saved the trouble of oppressing both.
I’m conflicted on Netflix, though, since they also have heroes like David Chappelle who get black and trans people fighting so I’m saved the trouble of oppressing both.
“They” is not a “made-up pronoun.” It has been in use since the 13th century. And has been used by the likes of William Shakespeare and Jane Austen.
“Them" is also not a “made-up pronoun.” It has been in constant usage since before the 12th century.
Chaya Raichik is a dangerous, bigoted fool.
“Them" is also not a “made-up pronoun.” It has been in constant usage since before the 12th century.
Chaya Raichik is a dangerous, bigoted fool.
October 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
They’re lying. They just want us to use made up pronouns. And robots should use the pronouns for the genders they were born with!
I’m conflicted on Netflix, though, since they also have heroes like David Chappelle who get black and trans people fighting so I’m saved the trouble of oppressing both.
I’m conflicted on Netflix, though, since they also have heroes like David Chappelle who get black and trans people fighting so I’m saved the trouble of oppressing both.
Yes, it’s nice not to have to hide the way we have always been in this country!
I enjoy being open about my asshole opinions.
I enjoy being open about my asshole opinions.
Still boggles the mind to realize half of this country doesn't give a shit to what happens to non-white people here. Or victims of sexual abuse. As long as it doesn't affect them, they will gladly look the other way. I don't recognize this country. At all.
October 3, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Yes, it’s nice not to have to hide the way we have always been in this country!
I enjoy being open about my asshole opinions.
I enjoy being open about my asshole opinions.
Yeah!! We won!! Uh…
Congrats, Trump supporters, you’ve owned the Libs—and all it’s cost you is a functioning government, a working democracy, human rights, national peace, economic stability, inexpensive groceries, affordable healthcare, qualified leaders, and global standing.
johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/congratula...
johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/congratula...
Congratulations, Trump Supporters, You've Owned the Libs
Well, Trump Supporters, as a member of the woke radical Left, it kills me to say this, but you win.
johnpavlovitz.substack.com
October 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Yeah!! We won!! Uh…
I am a racist and even *I* think Jeremy Carl is too racist for this State Department position.
truthout.org/articles/tru...
Jeremy Carl, President Donald Trump’s top nominee for a State Department position, deleted thousands of social media posts before his nomination, many of which advocated violence toward Democrats. ...
Jeremy Carl, President Donald Trump’s top nominee for a State Department position, deleted thousands of social media posts before his nomination, many of which advocated violence toward Democrats. ...
Trump State Department Nominee Deleted Tweets Calling for Violence Against Democrats
In one of his posts, Jeremy Carl called for some figures on the left to receive the death penalty.
truthout.org
October 1, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I am a racist and even *I* think Jeremy Carl is too racist for this State Department position.
To convince me, you’ll have to have lots of frustrating conversations in which we debate what “facts” are and what “reality” is. I like Fox News facts because they confirm my biases. Even if convinced, I still won’t call. Because I’m white, old, and male, and therefore benefit from the status quo.
Before he destroys everything. The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121.
October 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
To convince me, you’ll have to have lots of frustrating conversations in which we debate what “facts” are and what “reality” is. I like Fox News facts because they confirm my biases. Even if convinced, I still won’t call. Because I’m white, old, and male, and therefore benefit from the status quo.
But, the “Lock Em Up!” motto was only supposed to work for locking up Democrats I don’t like… 🤔
September 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
But, the “Lock Em Up!” motto was only supposed to work for locking up Democrats I don’t like… 🤔
It’s great to be white and to get to ignore how fascists like me cause harm to marginalized people every single day. Ezra Klein feels me on this. We need calm and peace and outreach… in the form of Black people and queer people and trans people remaining quiet while we kill them.
September 30, 2025 at 4:26 PM
It’s great to be white and to get to ignore how fascists like me cause harm to marginalized people every single day. Ezra Klein feels me on this. We need calm and peace and outreach… in the form of Black people and queer people and trans people remaining quiet while we kill them.
I’m going to focus only on the awfulness of Charlie Kirk’s murder so that nobody looks too closely at my life after I die, either. You are only allowed to say nice things about me and cry that I am dead. Thank you for your attention in this matter.
September 30, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I’m going to focus only on the awfulness of Charlie Kirk’s murder so that nobody looks too closely at my life after I die, either. You are only allowed to say nice things about me and cry that I am dead. Thank you for your attention in this matter.
Good thing I don’t believe in data.
Trump is AT LEAST as popular as me.
Trump is AT LEAST as popular as me.
Media and Dems are still getting this badly wrong: Trump is deeply unpopular! Recent approval numbers:
38-54 (Quinnipiac)
39-60 (AP)
40-56 (Gallup)
41-58 (Reuters)
39-56 (Economist)
On the pod, @lakshya.splitticket.org explains these numbers brilliantly. Listen:
newrepublic.com/article/2010...
38-54 (Quinnipiac)
39-60 (AP)
40-56 (Gallup)
41-58 (Reuters)
39-56 (Economist)
On the pod, @lakshya.splitticket.org explains these numbers brilliantly. Listen:
newrepublic.com/article/2010...
Trump Is a Weak, Failing President. These Brutal New Polls Confirm It.
As new national polls show Trump’s approval tanking, a leading analyst explains how the data shows that Trump is far more unpopular than is commonly acknowledged—and details why this matters for 2026.
newrepublic.com
September 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Good thing I don’t believe in data.
Trump is AT LEAST as popular as me.
Trump is AT LEAST as popular as me.
Who is this and how do you know me?
September 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Who is this and how do you know me?
Being rich means that you must be good. And powerful, too, of course!
So I approve of this interior decorating choice! Very much what your fascist father would aspire to for his own dwelling.
Just don’t look too closely at the “gold”… that’s rude.
So I approve of this interior decorating choice! Very much what your fascist father would aspire to for his own dwelling.
Just don’t look too closely at the “gold”… that’s rude.
When a president brags about gold accessories as proof of “success,” it projects not leadership but authoritarian pageantry.
September 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Being rich means that you must be good. And powerful, too, of course!
So I approve of this interior decorating choice! Very much what your fascist father would aspire to for his own dwelling.
Just don’t look too closely at the “gold”… that’s rude.
So I approve of this interior decorating choice! Very much what your fascist father would aspire to for his own dwelling.
Just don’t look too closely at the “gold”… that’s rude.
But the Mormons are such good people whose children grow up without any mental health problems at all!
More prayers and more guns should fix this situation. Or any situation.
More prayers and more guns should fix this situation. Or any situation.
A shooting at a Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints building in Grand Blanc, Michigan, on Sunday morning left “multiple” people injured, the police said, adding that the church was on fire as the authorities responded.
Injuries Reported in Shooting at Mormon Church in Michigan
www.nytimes.com
September 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
But the Mormons are such good people whose children grow up without any mental health problems at all!
More prayers and more guns should fix this situation. Or any situation.
More prayers and more guns should fix this situation. Or any situation.
There is at least one person in a chicken suit outside of the ICE facility holding a sign. This person must be stopped with full force if necessary.
September 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
There is at least one person in a chicken suit outside of the ICE facility holding a sign. This person must be stopped with full force if necessary.
We definitely need to send the military to Portland. And everywhere else that anyone disagrees with me.
September 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
We definitely need to send the military to Portland. And everywhere else that anyone disagrees with me.
I will ignore you for months and then call ten times within a day.
I need to know, immediately, if you want my ugly furniture. It was passed down by your fascist great-grandfather! Why don’t you appreciate history?!
I need to know, immediately, if you want my ugly furniture. It was passed down by your fascist great-grandfather! Why don’t you appreciate history?!
September 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I will ignore you for months and then call ten times within a day.
I need to know, immediately, if you want my ugly furniture. It was passed down by your fascist great-grandfather! Why don’t you appreciate history?!
I need to know, immediately, if you want my ugly furniture. It was passed down by your fascist great-grandfather! Why don’t you appreciate history?!
Clearly my pain at having liberal kids is way more important and worthy of sympathy than any lifelong psychological impact my rejection of them might have!
I’m sad! Fix it!
I’m sad! Fix it!
September 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Clearly my pain at having liberal kids is way more important and worthy of sympathy than any lifelong psychological impact my rejection of them might have!
I’m sad! Fix it!
I’m sad! Fix it!