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Mye Falcone
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Writer · Satirist · Burnt-toast apologist.
For readers with emotional insurance and the courage to file a claim.
Dogs remain excellent. 🏳️‍🌈🚫👑🐸🌊💙

Substack (for the singed and unhinged): mifalcone.substack.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
No additional briefing or toner was provided.
November 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Handlers were advised to use caution, then Rogaine.
#politicalsatire #humor
November 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Mediation will now be handled by QAnon and Jesus (immigrant).
#politicalsatire #humor
November 20, 2025 at 7:42 PM
By the alleyway of NATO and Kelly Blue Book...
November 20, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Handshake weight: 4 pounds gold, 2 tons criminal.
#politicalsatire #humor
November 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The feral era of coffee complaints...☕
#humor #satire
November 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 10:03 PM
This one is rated PG—Petty Grudging.
November 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
New research confirms: the spine is largely symbolic.

Link: mifalcone.substack.com/p/shady-sena...
November 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
New piece: teddy bears as coping mechanisms, PSA rinse cycles, and a national perfume with overtones of damp prophecy.

Link: mifalcone.substack.com/p/teddy-bear...
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Dinner is always better paired with
a voyeur and aged salmonella.
November 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The 80s bassist no one remembers.
Except Robert Smith. A.A. And one eyeliner.
November 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM