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Mye Falcone
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Writer · Satirist · Burnt-toast apologist.
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Substack (for the singed and unhinged): mifalcone.substack.com
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#satire #humor
A reindeer is standing inside a dark wooden cabin and looking out through an open rectangular doorway. Only its head, antlers, and upper body are visible. The cabin is made of rough, stacked logs. The lighting is natural, and the reindeer appears calm, facing forward.
November 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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No additional briefing or toner was provided.
Attorney Lindsey Halligan wearing a light-colored outfit speaks outdoors into a microphone. Her hair is long and loose. The background is blurred greenery and fencing.
November 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Handlers were advised to use caution, then Rogaine.
#politicalsatire #humor
Close-up photo of a hairless cat showing bared teeth, with deep wrinkles around its forehead and muzzle. The cat appears to be hissing or vocalizing. Human hands are gently holding the cat around its shoulders. Background is blurred, likely indoors.
November 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Mediation will now be handled by QAnon and Jesus (immigrant).
#politicalsatire #humor
Side-by-side images of Trump and Marjorie Taylor-Greene.
November 20, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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By the alleyway of NATO and Kelly Blue Book...
A formal outdoor ceremony with Zelenskyy and Macron standing in front of a fighter jet. One holds a blue folder with a Ukrainian emblem while the other holds a red document with French crest. Military personnel stand in formation behind them.
November 20, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Handshake weight: 4 pounds gold, 2 tons criminal.
#politicalsatire #humor
Trump and Saudi Prime Minister in formal attire smiling and shaking hands in a White House room with bedizened gold décor.
November 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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The feral era of coffee complaints...☕
#humor #satire
Wet Chihuahua in an orange basin with a mound of soap foam on its head, staring intently toward the camera. Warm, softly lit background.
November 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene at a microphone, her mouth wide open as an edited pink laser beam appears to shoot directly into it. The beam is bright, cartoonish, and aimed with improbable precision.
November 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Two zebras pressed side-by-side in tall grass, their striped coats overlapping into a bold, tangled pattern. One zebra faces forward while the other looks to the side.
November 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Silver Tesla Cybertruck with black wheels and blacked-out windows. The caption states, "0-60 miles per hour? No--still idling in the phallic stage."
November 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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A split image: on the left, Trump in a suit looks toward the camera outdoors; on the right, Jeffrey Epstein has a tired expression and is photographed against a plain background.
November 16, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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This one is rated PG—Petty Grudging.
A woman sits at a small table holding a teacup in one hand and a postcard in the other. She looks down at the photo with a tight, mildly pained expression, as if reacting to someone else’s enviable vacation. The room is dim and understated; her body language suggests forced politeness mixed with irritation.
November 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Image of JD Vance in blue suit with thumbs up.
November 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Brian Kilmeade from Fox News in a blue suit, blue shirt, and striped tie. He has a vacuous, yet confused visage.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Close-up photo of a brown and white owl perched on a piece of wood. The owl has large, round eyes with a serious, weathered expression. A blurred green background suggests an outdoor setting.
November 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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A camel draped in striped blankets sits beside a desert road under a highway sign with Middle-Eastern lettering. The scene looks dry, quiet, and faintly absurd, as if the camel has broken down.
November 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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New research confirms: the spine is largely symbolic.

Link: mifalcone.substack.com/p/shady-sena...
Brown leather briefcase at foot of stairs.
November 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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New piece: teddy bears as coping mechanisms, PSA rinse cycles, and a national perfume with overtones of damp prophecy.

Link: mifalcone.substack.com/p/teddy-bear...
Man reclined on couch with popcorn, pedicure toe separators, a teddy bear, and a DVD of Dave Matthews Band.
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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A cat stretching and fully extending its front legs while on its back. It has a serene, closed-eye expression.
November 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Cartoon of journalist interviewing a congressperson at the Capitol.
November 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Young guy dressed in all white linen suit and white sunglasses.
November 9, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Dinner is always better paired with
a voyeur and aged salmonella.
Plate of clams; glass of white wine; woman in low-cut white dress.
November 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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The 80s bassist no one remembers.
Except Robert Smith. A.A. And one eyeliner.
Black Friesian horse with long, flowing mane and forelock.
November 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM