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Mye Falcone
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Writer · Satirist · Burnt-toast apologist.
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Substack (for the singed and unhinged): mifalcone.substack.com
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#satire #humor
A reindeer is standing inside a dark wooden cabin and looking out through an open rectangular doorway. Only its head, antlers, and upper body are visible. The cabin is made of rough, stacked logs. The lighting is natural, and the reindeer appears calm, facing forward.
November 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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No additional briefing or toner was provided.
Attorney Lindsey Halligan wearing a light-colored outfit speaks outdoors into a microphone. Her hair is long and loose. The background is blurred greenery and fencing.
November 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Handlers were advised to use caution, then Rogaine.
#politicalsatire #humor
Close-up photo of a hairless cat showing bared teeth, with deep wrinkles around its forehead and muzzle. The cat appears to be hissing or vocalizing. Human hands are gently holding the cat around its shoulders. Background is blurred, likely indoors.
November 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Mediation will now be handled by QAnon and Jesus (immigrant).
#politicalsatire #humor
Side-by-side images of Trump and Marjorie Taylor-Greene.
November 20, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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By the alleyway of NATO and Kelly Blue Book...
A formal outdoor ceremony with Zelenskyy and Macron standing in front of a fighter jet. One holds a blue folder with a Ukrainian emblem while the other holds a red document with French crest. Military personnel stand in formation behind them.
November 20, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Handshake weight: 4 pounds gold, 2 tons criminal.
#politicalsatire #humor
Trump and Saudi Prime Minister in formal attire smiling and shaking hands in a White House room with bedizened gold décor.
November 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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The feral era of coffee complaints...☕
#humor #satire
Wet Chihuahua in an orange basin with a mound of soap foam on its head, staring intently toward the camera. Warm, softly lit background.
November 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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#satire #political
November 18, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene at a microphone, her mouth wide open as an edited pink laser beam appears to shoot directly into it. The beam is bright, cartoonish, and aimed with improbable precision.
November 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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Two zebras pressed side-by-side in tall grass, their striped coats overlapping into a bold, tangled pattern. One zebra faces forward while the other looks to the side.
November 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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New piece on Substack. The East Wing now has a drive-thru.

Please use the left lane unless you’re requesting extra malfeasance sauce. 🍔⚖️

Link: substack.com/home/post/p-...
White House Converts East Wing Into 24-Hour McDonald’s
"Heart failure to rise with winning."
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November 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Whoever is making these hilarious memes should be ashamed of themselves.

Just stop it.
November 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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In New Yorker Humor, the White House undergoes additional renovations. https://www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts-murmurs/preliminary-sketches-for-the-white-house-renovation
Preliminary Sketches for the White House Renovation
The ballroom ceiling will feature a Sistine Chapel-inspired fresco, depicting traditional American heroes.
www.newyorker.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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New piece on Substack. The East Wing now has a drive-thru.

Please use the left lane unless you’re requesting extra malfeasance sauce. 🍔⚖️

Link: substack.com/home/post/p-...
White House Converts East Wing Into 24-Hour McDonald’s
"Heart failure to rise with winning."
substack.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Silver Tesla Cybertruck with black wheels and blacked-out windows. The caption states, "0-60 miles per hour? No--still idling in the phallic stage."
November 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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A split image: on the left, Trump in a suit looks toward the camera outdoors; on the right, Jeffrey Epstein has a tired expression and is photographed against a plain background.
November 16, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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New scorched-Earth report on penny abolishment—an issue you’ve never cared about until five seconds ago, and now it’s urgent.

Link: mifalcone.substack.com/p/pennies-ar...
Pennies Are Trash
The White House just proved it with a diorama—and Eric
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November 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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This one is rated PG—Petty Grudging.
A woman sits at a small table holding a teacup in one hand and a postcard in the other. She looks down at the photo with a tight, mildly pained expression, as if reacting to someone else’s enviable vacation. The room is dim and understated; her body language suggests forced politeness mixed with irritation.
November 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Image of JD Vance in blue suit with thumbs up.
November 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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New humor on Substack:
a ribald newsletter and a field report on senatorial spines folding into briefcases.

Welcome to your daily frontal-lobe collapse. Aesthetics and neurology have never suffered so well.

Link: mifalcone.substack.com/p/shady-sena...

Link: mifalcone.substack.com/p/teddy-bear...
Shady Senator Syndrome
Findings from the Department of Moral Orthopedics
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November 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Brian Kilmeade from Fox News in a blue suit, blue shirt, and striped tie. He has a vacuous, yet confused visage.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM