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I still have both kidneys.
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November 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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If GOP members of Congress had made a video last year under the Biden administration, saying to the military that they didn’t have to obey illegal orders, everyone would have said “Huh?”

Because there was nothing close to that even happening.

It would have produced a collective shrug.
November 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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For the last time, people, "Epstein" is the name of the criminal. The president is "Epstein's monster."
November 22, 2025 at 10:49 AM
“These captions sometimes sound like rejected Taylor Swift lyrics to be honest.”
- Brianne Worth
November 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I really could have used more sleep this morning but I kept having dreams in which David Carradine would get in my face and be relentlessly annoying and after a point it just wasn't worth the bother.
November 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
“Who schedules a rapture on a Tuesday anyway?”
-Jeremy Rivette
September 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Today's earworm: Pinball Wizard sung to the tune of Jethro Tull's Cross-Eyed Mary.
September 22, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Had a dream that a teacher announced that their students wanted to stage a production of "The Mud. The Sand" and there was immediate outrage.
Now I'm wondering if I'm supposed to know what that means or it's just a dumb dream and I can't get back to sleep.
July 15, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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🌮🌮🌮🌮 UPDATE 🌮🌮🌮🌮

So Tacoman released new tarrifs this week. It will have a devastating impact. Brace yerselves!
July 11, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Had yet another "eyes open" dream: hearing a small critter in the ceiling, I started to leave the room, but froze. Out of the corner of my eye I saw the shadows of a swarm of mice leaping through the house. Couldn't move.
Finally woke up. It was the blades of a ceiling fan reflecting in a mirror.
June 24, 2025 at 8:11 AM
This is why it's important to check the prices when shopping for transformer ring cattle.
June 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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April 30, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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March 13, 2025 at 2:26 PM
AI being very, very intelligent.
February 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
February 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Hot take: The most relatable character in "The Cabin in the Woods" (2011) is Patience.
December 20, 2024 at 9:56 PM
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December 17, 2024 at 2:36 PM
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This Oglaf comic is relevant to my interests.
December 11, 2024 at 9:17 PM
December 11, 2024 at 9:08 PM
"I’m fortunate to have a background in chemical engineering, and one of the things I enjoy most is converting beer, wine and vodka into urine. I do it every day and I really enjoy it."
- Harold Schlumberg
December 7, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Remember the "Dude" character from the movie "Free Guy"? I was just on hold trying to deal with a compromised credit card, and the hold music was interrupted by a very cheerful voice saying, "Placeholder for targeted message three."
November 30, 2024 at 5:53 PM