Grunky Phlegm
@mycaptantichor.bsky.social
Boing boing boing boing boing! 💪
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Grunky Phlegm
@mycaptantichor.bsky.social
· Oct 23
few are ready for what i have planned
i thought water was scorpions?????
December 12, 2024 at 6:42 AM
i thought water was scorpions?????
Bruno Mars should let me ghost write for him again
November 21, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Bruno Mars should let me ghost write for him again
two horses walk into a bar. the bartender says “why the long faces?”
November 7, 2024 at 3:05 AM
two horses walk into a bar. the bartender says “why the long faces?”
Doing my research on the candidates for the election, and i'm finding out a lot of these guys are politicians…
November 5, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Doing my research on the candidates for the election, and i'm finding out a lot of these guys are politicians…
I accidentally burned Steph Curry’s face into my monitor
November 3, 2024 at 3:02 AM
I accidentally burned Steph Curry’s face into my monitor
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i used to call a guy this in high school
November 2, 2024 at 4:52 AM
i used to call a guy this in high school
Maybe for next year’s Halloween I will carve a plum. Not sure yet. Nothing set in stone
November 2, 2024 at 1:06 AM
Maybe for next year’s Halloween I will carve a plum. Not sure yet. Nothing set in stone
This is what they called me in high school
November 2, 2024 at 12:52 AM
This is what they called me in high school
People keep asking me if I’m going to dress up for Halloween. Little do they know, I always wear a mask…
October 30, 2024 at 10:28 PM
People keep asking me if I’m going to dress up for Halloween. Little do they know, I always wear a mask…
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Need to start unspending $800 a month
October 29, 2024 at 8:12 AM
Need to start unspending $800 a month
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Need to start spending $800 a month
October 28, 2024 at 8:31 AM
Need to start spending $800 a month
Need to start concocting 800 elixirs a month
October 29, 2024 at 8:16 AM
Need to start concocting 800 elixirs a month
I don’t even know what my favorite skittle color is anymore. What is my life coming to…
October 27, 2024 at 2:13 AM
I don’t even know what my favorite skittle color is anymore. What is my life coming to…
just had a chat with someone. they told me most things in life are bad for you, especially the addicting things. clearly they haven't heard of my ichor
October 25, 2024 at 12:33 PM
just had a chat with someone. they told me most things in life are bad for you, especially the addicting things. clearly they haven't heard of my ichor
💖 Need more oomfies/mutuals 💖
☼ Soulful Wanderer
☼ Moonlight Warrior
☼ Tragic Childhood
☼ Ichor Salesman/Enthusiast
☼ Taylor Swift
☼ Dark Magic (it's 2024, stop being so afraid of everything)
☼ Homunculi
☼ Klornjak Powder
If we match reply for a follow! 💕💕
☼ Soulful Wanderer
☼ Moonlight Warrior
☼ Tragic Childhood
☼ Ichor Salesman/Enthusiast
☼ Taylor Swift
☼ Dark Magic (it's 2024, stop being so afraid of everything)
☼ Homunculi
☼ Klornjak Powder
If we match reply for a follow! 💕💕
October 23, 2024 at 9:26 PM
💖 Need more oomfies/mutuals 💖
☼ Soulful Wanderer
☼ Moonlight Warrior
☼ Tragic Childhood
☼ Ichor Salesman/Enthusiast
☼ Taylor Swift
☼ Dark Magic (it's 2024, stop being so afraid of everything)
☼ Homunculi
☼ Klornjak Powder
If we match reply for a follow! 💕💕
☼ Soulful Wanderer
☼ Moonlight Warrior
☼ Tragic Childhood
☼ Ichor Salesman/Enthusiast
☼ Taylor Swift
☼ Dark Magic (it's 2024, stop being so afraid of everything)
☼ Homunculi
☼ Klornjak Powder
If we match reply for a follow! 💕💕
i can secrete crude oil from my pours at will. no limit
October 23, 2024 at 9:34 AM
i can secrete crude oil from my pours at will. no limit
few are ready for what i have planned
October 23, 2024 at 9:19 AM
few are ready for what i have planned