Kid Presentable
@thekidpresentable.bsky.social
The bad boy of Bluesky. I’m a 5th level psychic on a 4th level plane. I eat sulfur and drink plutonium. I am the alpha and the full moon is my omega. Please follow. (he/him)
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They’re calling me the bad boy of Bluesky. Many people are saying this
My phone hasn't ruined my attention span, this funeral's just boring as fuuuuck
April 22, 2025 at 9:56 AM
My phone hasn't ruined my attention span, this funeral's just boring as fuuuuck
learned how to jailbreak my kindle today
April 10, 2025 at 4:46 AM
learned how to jailbreak my kindle today
My real eyes are realizing something…
April 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
My real eyes are realizing something…
Money is only the root of some evil. My evil is for the love of the game
March 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Money is only the root of some evil. My evil is for the love of the game
Why do they get mad at you at the dog fighting ring when you say the score is fun to fun?
March 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Why do they get mad at you at the dog fighting ring when you say the score is fun to fun?
Discovered a cursed blade forged by my ancestors. It wants me to avenge my clan but idk how to explain to it that I’m trying to focus on my stand up career rn
March 2, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Discovered a cursed blade forged by my ancestors. It wants me to avenge my clan but idk how to explain to it that I’m trying to focus on my stand up career rn
I think Drake can still bring it back
February 16, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I think Drake can still bring it back
I’m sending money to two different Nigerian princes. Call me polyscamorous
February 14, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I’m sending money to two different Nigerian princes. Call me polyscamorous
*Feeling my friend’s forehead when he has a fever* You’re in heat 😢
February 12, 2025 at 10:28 PM
*Feeling my friend’s forehead when he has a fever* You’re in heat 😢
I don’t want to call my local representative. I want to ghost them and make them paranoid that they did something wrong
February 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I don’t want to call my local representative. I want to ghost them and make them paranoid that they did something wrong
Moral objectivity exists dumbass. It’s called Santa’s naughty or nice list
December 15, 2024 at 6:15 AM
Moral objectivity exists dumbass. It’s called Santa’s naughty or nice list
watching Whiplash!
November 26, 2024 at 4:32 AM
watching Whiplash!
BBoB heads know who said it first
Skyline instead of timeline >>>>>>
November 16, 2024 at 12:23 AM
BBoB heads know who said it first
I tried teaching my kid life skills by making him file my taxes. Now the IRS is auditing me for being a good parent
November 15, 2024 at 7:50 AM
I tried teaching my kid life skills by making him file my taxes. Now the IRS is auditing me for being a good parent
Lot of new faces joining the skyline today. Just to let you all know, I’m kind of the bad boy around here
November 15, 2024 at 6:23 AM
Lot of new faces joining the skyline today. Just to let you all know, I’m kind of the bad boy around here
i used to call a guy this in high school
November 2, 2024 at 4:52 AM
i used to call a guy this in high school
I hate the elderly
October 30, 2024 at 2:26 AM
I hate the elderly
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Need to start concocting 800 elixirs a month
October 29, 2024 at 8:16 AM
Need to start concocting 800 elixirs a month
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Need to start unspending $800 a month
October 29, 2024 at 8:12 AM
Need to start unspending $800 a month
Need to start spending $800 a month
October 28, 2024 at 8:31 AM
Need to start spending $800 a month
Accursed witch’s amulet VS 1000 degree knife
October 26, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Accursed witch’s amulet VS 1000 degree knife
October 25, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Son was eaten by a falcon. Daughter was eaten by a lion. Wife left me for a badger. Smh my chungus life
#mondayproblems
#mondayproblems
October 24, 2024 at 8:54 AM
Son was eaten by a falcon. Daughter was eaten by a lion. Wife left me for a badger. Smh my chungus life
#mondayproblems
#mondayproblems