The Famous Arsenal Alt
@myarsenalalt.bsky.social
When you can’t just post about Arsenal all day on main
I think we’re owed some shenanigans this Xmas. Some really silly, high scoring nonsense games. And some boring Arsenal wins.
December 26, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I think we’re owed some shenanigans this Xmas. Some really silly, high scoring nonsense games. And some boring Arsenal wins.
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So Arsenal have accumulated 5.08 npxG in the last three.
And those specific npxG have resulted in 0 goals.
But we have scored 4 goals.
Which were from a combined 0.0 npxG.
I hope this email finds you well.
And those specific npxG have resulted in 0 goals.
But we have scored 4 goals.
Which were from a combined 0.0 npxG.
I hope this email finds you well.
December 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
So Arsenal have accumulated 5.08 npxG in the last three.
And those specific npxG have resulted in 0 goals.
But we have scored 4 goals.
Which were from a combined 0.0 npxG.
I hope this email finds you well.
And those specific npxG have resulted in 0 goals.
But we have scored 4 goals.
Which were from a combined 0.0 npxG.
I hope this email finds you well.
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I took a picture.
December 24, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I took a picture.
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Saka was an unused sub in the 2020 FA Cup final when he was two months older than Nwaneri is now.
Nwaneri will turn 19 in March and already has more Arsenal appearances (50) than Saka (42) when he turned 19.
Nwaneri has much more competition than Saka had.
There's nothing to be concerned about.
Nwaneri will turn 19 in March and already has more Arsenal appearances (50) than Saka (42) when he turned 19.
Nwaneri has much more competition than Saka had.
There's nothing to be concerned about.
December 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Saka was an unused sub in the 2020 FA Cup final when he was two months older than Nwaneri is now.
Nwaneri will turn 19 in March and already has more Arsenal appearances (50) than Saka (42) when he turned 19.
Nwaneri has much more competition than Saka had.
There's nothing to be concerned about.
Nwaneri will turn 19 in March and already has more Arsenal appearances (50) than Saka (42) when he turned 19.
Nwaneri has much more competition than Saka had.
There's nothing to be concerned about.
The question for me is not - will our attack improve, it will, we’re going to score more goals. The question is how do we do it while keeping our defensive structure. We don’t have a Haaland. Chance creation carries risk.
December 24, 2025 at 12:54 PM
The question for me is not - will our attack improve, it will, we’re going to score more goals. The question is how do we do it while keeping our defensive structure. We don’t have a Haaland. Chance creation carries risk.
It’s important not to get too excited about seeing Kai *screams with glee*
December 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
It’s important not to get too excited about seeing Kai *screams with glee*
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Anyone never been to the Emirates and free for 30th Dec? https://redd.it/1pt7aq1
u/Yellamo123 on /r/gunners
Anyone never been to the Emirates and free for 30th Dec?
redd.it
December 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Anyone never been to the Emirates and free for 30th Dec? https://redd.it/1pt7aq1
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I'm 30 today. I don't really enjoy asking for things but if there's anything I want for the next year or ten, it's to keep writing my silly Arsenal blog, so if you could share or subscribe, it'd mean a lot. It's called Redstory and occasionally worth reading, I hope x
Endless
That's faith, man.
redstory.substack.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I'm 30 today. I don't really enjoy asking for things but if there's anything I want for the next year or ten, it's to keep writing my silly Arsenal blog, so if you could share or subscribe, it'd mean a lot. It's called Redstory and occasionally worth reading, I hope x
I haven’t watched a lot of Villa during this run. But surely they aren’t normally this bad. Utd by far the better team.
December 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I haven’t watched a lot of Villa during this run. But surely they aren’t normally this bad. Utd by far the better team.
Much better defensively yesterday. That’s our foundation. I’d rather what we had than a 3-2 win.
December 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Much better defensively yesterday. That’s our foundation. I’d rather what we had than a 3-2 win.
When we play football we look destructive. Fuck it, let’s just play more football.
December 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
When we play football we look destructive. Fuck it, let’s just play more football.
That was a win we earned. Should have been a couple more though.
December 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
That was a win we earned. Should have been a couple more though.
Big Vic needed that
December 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Big Vic needed that
Solid line up. Would love a boring win.
December 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Solid line up. Would love a boring win.
I think a full blown brawl is what this match needs.
December 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I think a full blown brawl is what this match needs.
Don’t get carried away. City have had an easy run of fixtures and at times they‘ve looked dodgy and open. Aim for 90 points. Keep delivering and we’ll get there with something to spare.
December 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Don’t get carried away. City have had an easy run of fixtures and at times they‘ve looked dodgy and open. Aim for 90 points. Keep delivering and we’ll get there with something to spare.
There are games you half expect City to drop points in. This isn‘t one of them.
December 20, 2025 at 2:51 PM
There are games you half expect City to drop points in. This isn‘t one of them.
Looking forward to Jake Paul vs Messi at the World Cup.
December 20, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Looking forward to Jake Paul vs Messi at the World Cup.
I dunno if Trump at the MMA, WWE or the incredibly weird spectacle of tonight’s Netflix Paul fight stream truly captures this depressing moment, but you can make the case for any of them.
December 20, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I dunno if Trump at the MMA, WWE or the incredibly weird spectacle of tonight’s Netflix Paul fight stream truly captures this depressing moment, but you can make the case for any of them.
Eurgh. I feel cheap and dirty for watching that. The bread and circus aren’t bread and circusing. Logan Paul in the background doing random stuff for the Gram. Joshua obviously depressed the whole time.
December 20, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Eurgh. I feel cheap and dirty for watching that. The bread and circus aren’t bread and circusing. Logan Paul in the background doing random stuff for the Gram. Joshua obviously depressed the whole time.
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Six years at Arsenal for Mikel Arteta.
He never set out to be decade-spanning manager à la Wenger, but is now the football league’s third longest-serving manager.
How long will he stay? And what might his future hold?
Some thoughts for @theathleticfc.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/689...
He never set out to be decade-spanning manager à la Wenger, but is now the football league’s third longest-serving manager.
How long will he stay? And what might his future hold?
Some thoughts for @theathleticfc.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/689...
Six years of Mikel Arteta at Arsenal: What next for club and manager?
Talks with Arteta over his future are on the horizon. What will Arsenal and the Spaniard need to consider?
www.nytimes.com
December 19, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Six years at Arsenal for Mikel Arteta.
He never set out to be decade-spanning manager à la Wenger, but is now the football league’s third longest-serving manager.
How long will he stay? And what might his future hold?
Some thoughts for @theathleticfc.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/689...
He never set out to be decade-spanning manager à la Wenger, but is now the football league’s third longest-serving manager.
How long will he stay? And what might his future hold?
Some thoughts for @theathleticfc.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/689...
The new @billycarpy.bsky.social is epic, if quite worrying because it points to the importance of connections - and how we keep having to form new ones - and many of the little things Gyokeres is getting wrong billycarpenter.substack.com/p/connections
Connections
On building chemistry under pressure, Madueke’s fresh legs, Gyökeres and the Pinnock Test, Hincapié’s trial by fire, and the ripple effects of Saliba’s absence
billycarpenter.substack.com
December 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
The new @billycarpy.bsky.social is epic, if quite worrying because it points to the importance of connections - and how we keep having to form new ones - and many of the little things Gyokeres is getting wrong billycarpenter.substack.com/p/connections
City fan at work had completely forgotten about the charges. They haven’t gone away. And the Premier league has set a precedent by docking clubs points already.
December 19, 2025 at 3:09 AM
City fan at work had completely forgotten about the charges. They haven’t gone away. And the Premier league has set a precedent by docking clubs points already.