An obvious alt account
@myalthandle.bsky.social
Yeah, it's me. You can tell by my tattoos. But I'm gonna barely hide my face and you're gonna pretend you haven't already seen my big dick when we run into each other out at a bar or whatever. That's the social contract
NYC
NYC
Let me live in there? I'll pay you a reasonable rent
November 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Let me live in there? I'll pay you a reasonable rent
It's a long story, but basically it was a shoot for a candy-themed softcore porn that a friend was making for a contest, but then after the softcore part was done filming me and this other guy decided to make a more hardcore video for funsies
November 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
It's a long story, but basically it was a shoot for a candy-themed softcore porn that a friend was making for a contest, but then after the softcore part was done filming me and this other guy decided to make a more hardcore video for funsies
You're definitely gonna be when I get done with you
November 12, 2025 at 1:04 AM
You're definitely gonna be when I get done with you
Dashing and daring, courageous and caring
November 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Dashing and daring, courageous and caring
We really manhandled that thing
November 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
We really manhandled that thing
Swiss Navy is my fave, but anything silicone is fine
November 9, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Swiss Navy is my fave, but anything silicone is fine
Ya filthy animal
November 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Ya filthy animal
Allow me to direct your attention to a number of documentaries about this exact subject on a number of different tubes
November 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Allow me to direct your attention to a number of documentaries about this exact subject on a number of different tubes
Ohhhhh, a towel... That's an idea, yeah
November 8, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Ohhhhh, a towel... That's an idea, yeah
Fine, but then the pants go too, I don't make the rules
November 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Fine, but then the pants go too, I don't make the rules
Or just a charcoal rubbing, whatever works
November 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Or just a charcoal rubbing, whatever works
And, trace them
November 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
And, trace them
And my dick, obviously, but you could like straight up trace every part of my genitalia through these shorts
November 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
And my dick, obviously, but you could like straight up trace every part of my genitalia through these shorts
It's been open the whole time, just come in and take everything off
November 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
It's been open the whole time, just come in and take everything off
Okay, but I'm still gonna eat this gyro with the container on my belly while watching cartoons when I'm naked
November 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Okay, but I'm still gonna eat this gyro with the container on my belly while watching cartoons when I'm naked
Okay, well I put on underwear, but I've never done anything like a respectable person so you caught me there
November 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Okay, well I put on underwear, but I've never done anything like a respectable person so you caught me there
But maybe he follows me on here, and he'll see it anyway 🤞
November 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
But maybe he follows me on here, and he'll see it anyway 🤞
Btw: this is a joke, please don't do this. I put on underwear like a respectable person after I took this photo
November 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Btw: this is a joke, please don't do this. I put on underwear like a respectable person after I took this photo
He's hot but that coccyx seems like it keeps stabbing his dick, no?
November 7, 2025 at 7:48 AM
He's hot but that coccyx seems like it keeps stabbing his dick, no?
Who'd it hurt?
November 7, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Who'd it hurt?
Oh no it seems I'm feral again
November 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Oh no it seems I'm feral again