This isn't going to turn into one of those accounts where I, like, see which pasta shape feels the best to fuck or whatever, but a friend and I were being horny and silly

Man, you can really see both of my individual balls in these shorts

Uh oh, my hot delivery driver is almost here. Better put on clothes...

I love when a bloomf posts a nude and you recognize that it was taken in another bloomf's house. You get to be happy for two people you like, who you know just got so fucking nasty with each other on their lunch break

I need two guys to come over. One of them sucks my dick while the other one reads me a bedtime story, and then they switch back and forth like exquisite corpse

My heart is light but my cock is heavy

Zohran Mamdani: We have toppled a political dynasty. I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life, but let tonight be the final time I utter his name.

Porn accounts are reposting Mamdani's acceptance speech and mains are posting hog, what a day to be alive

I feel like I did my part 😌

I only fuck guys who vote correctly, though

I love having insomnia because it means I can shamelessly flirt with hung dudes in other timezones

What's up?

Trying to take a pic for the apps that conveys I have:

1) a pair of linen pants
2) a stuffed octopus
3) a big hard cock

Okay, I'm gonna start posting nudes and stuff