Glonzo
@myalt.bsky.social
Wasting away in the suburbs metro Detroit. Here for a long time, not a good time.
The only boost would be retrospective approval of Trump, if he goes home to Jesus. They could win midterms if he does it...will he do it, just to trigger the left? 🤷♂️
December 3, 2025 at 3:39 AM
The only boost would be retrospective approval of Trump, if he goes home to Jesus. They could win midterms if he does it...will he do it, just to trigger the left? 🤷♂️
If you double $2000 it turns into $2 million, most people don't know that trick
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
If you double $2000 it turns into $2 million, most people don't know that trick
Wait a minute, he didn't get any of the animals right
October 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Wait a minute, he didn't get any of the animals right
...and she has ties to the Unification Church. Not great!
October 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
...and she has ties to the Unification Church. Not great!
He finally got the crowds he wanted
October 19, 2025 at 12:18 AM
He finally got the crowds he wanted
...you're not really helping our side of the argument here
October 18, 2025 at 2:34 AM
...you're not really helping our side of the argument here
RFK seems incapable of smiling, and is so hyper focused on a narrow band of subjects, wait a fucking minute here
October 16, 2025 at 10:42 PM
RFK seems incapable of smiling, and is so hyper focused on a narrow band of subjects, wait a fucking minute here
What is Webster? (I'm sorry)
October 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
What is Webster? (I'm sorry)
I understand the temptation to believe this, but if you drug someone up with dementia, it does not make them function any better. They go into full delirium...hey wait, maybe you are onto something here
October 3, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I understand the temptation to believe this, but if you drug someone up with dementia, it does not make them function any better. They go into full delirium...hey wait, maybe you are onto something here
We won't be able to go on a national strike to protest him, because he will have proactively brought the US economy to a screeching halt
September 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
We won't be able to go on a national strike to protest him, because he will have proactively brought the US economy to a screeching halt
You don't understand, due to a scheduling mix up, all 42 of those games in high school were against the Seattle Seahawks. He's lost his touch
September 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
You don't understand, due to a scheduling mix up, all 42 of those games in high school were against the Seattle Seahawks. He's lost his touch
Someone needs to FOIA the hand written reports from the scene, see if the same handwriting or marker pen is used to write on anything...
September 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Someone needs to FOIA the hand written reports from the scene, see if the same handwriting or marker pen is used to write on anything...
uhh, is page 156 supposed to be a mockup of Donald Trump paying Epstein for a fully depreciated girl
September 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
uhh, is page 156 supposed to be a mockup of Donald Trump paying Epstein for a fully depreciated girl
@governor.ca.gov I assume this means we'll see a video of Newsom with orange makeup and fake bruises on his hands, saying "just wanted to let you all know I'm very healthy and not dying"
September 4, 2025 at 1:30 PM
@governor.ca.gov I assume this means we'll see a video of Newsom with orange makeup and fake bruises on his hands, saying "just wanted to let you all know I'm very healthy and not dying"
Republicans love to talk about being in the Starbucks coffee line, and the truths liberals tell them there
September 4, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Republicans love to talk about being in the Starbucks coffee line, and the truths liberals tell them there
It's absurd that he is diagnosing mitochondrial changes while he stares at children in the airport - because the issue is so important to him - yet he cut a bunch of grants studying mitochondrial health issues
August 28, 2025 at 7:53 PM
It's absurd that he is diagnosing mitochondrial changes while he stares at children in the airport - because the issue is so important to him - yet he cut a bunch of grants studying mitochondrial health issues
Do I want a goat tail or a sheep tail 🤔
August 28, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Do I want a goat tail or a sheep tail 🤔
"I heard you were convicted of 34 felonies, here's a handcuff key on behalf of law enforcement"
August 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
"I heard you were convicted of 34 felonies, here's a handcuff key on behalf of law enforcement"
My utility company, DTE Energy, took the position that these needed to be moved from inside the house and repositioned along our narrow 1950s driveways without guarding. I wouldn't have imagined hitting one would be quite this catastrophic...
August 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
My utility company, DTE Energy, took the position that these needed to be moved from inside the house and repositioned along our narrow 1950s driveways without guarding. I wouldn't have imagined hitting one would be quite this catastrophic...
They are citing rickets as a preexisting condition RICKETS IS CAUSED BY MALNUTRITION
August 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
They are citing rickets as a preexisting condition RICKETS IS CAUSED BY MALNUTRITION