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Glonzo
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Wasting away in the suburbs metro Detroit. Here for a long time, not a good time.
Wait a minute, he didn't get any of the animals right
October 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Grok says it has something changed in its programming to parrot other users, like use their content on the fly. It's easy to exploit. Then Grok explained to me that anyone who isn't on X (and subject to their T&C) could sue over this
July 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
She isn't doing 9/11, she was just reading a children's book throughout the attack. Like the President did.
March 29, 2025 at 3:18 AM
There is a LOT going on in this story. The missing son that they found dead was 28, and found in a treehouse.
March 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
March 22, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I took a photo of him in the hallways...
March 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
"rapid unscheduled decompression"
February 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
This is a good response to go with against threatening lawyers
February 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Elon Musk's mom?
February 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
"Joberg! Stop moving!"
January 23, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Catturds dogs bought him a "Don't Tread On Me" fire pit for obvious reasons
January 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
December 25, 2024 at 3:31 PM
December 24, 2024 at 1:31 AM
December 20, 2024 at 3:44 AM
wait a minute, I never noticed the watermark before...
December 5, 2024 at 6:46 PM
This isn't an endorsement or whatever, but I cannot believe that this doesn't happen more often
December 4, 2024 at 2:25 PM
[me looking up to the sky, shouting to a god that doesn't exist, asking for the funniest possible thing to happen for the greater good]
November 25, 2024 at 3:20 AM
This
November 23, 2024 at 3:20 AM
November 10, 2024 at 5:05 PM