One time I will write “Who purposefully brings a sharpie into a toilet stall?” for my inaugural bathroom graffiti. Until then, all I’ve gotta say is: fuck yes. 💪

Why do fake bonsais exist? Fake snake plant? Sure. Fake fiddle leaf fig? Ehh. But bonsais? Whose idea was this?

Petting all the yarn at Michael’s is like petting an emotional support animal. 🥹

Plants are NUMTOTs, Exhibit A.

#numtot #mbta

Speak of Venice anyway. Climate change is having its way with this gorgeous city. 😔

If the Windows 3D pipe screensaver was a city, it would be this. #Calvino

Lookatdis. Actual passionfruit seeds (and pulp) in my spicy passionfruit margarita. Beautiful. 🤌

Cozy sweater, some Calvino, and a spicy margarita on a cold rainy night after work. It’s the little things. 😌

I was watering my plants this morning and saw that my African violet is blooming again! Here’s to endings and beginnings. #indoorgarden