Margaux Phares
@mxphares.bsky.social
exploring the intersections of cannabis and scicomm • they/them
At a crowded bar. Saw two people with quite intense, tight-lipped expressions sitting near each other, staring into their phones. Suddenly one guy goes “Checkmate!” And the other guy goes “Fahck!” Boston’s hilarious 😂
March 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
At a crowded bar. Saw two people with quite intense, tight-lipped expressions sitting near each other, staring into their phones. Suddenly one guy goes “Checkmate!” And the other guy goes “Fahck!” Boston’s hilarious 😂
Catching up on Drag Race while reading breakdowns and analyses of the latest Severance episode.
a woman sitting in a chair with the words i love the drama snl
ALT: a woman sitting in a chair with the words i love the drama snl
media.tenor.com
February 23, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Catching up on Drag Race while reading breakdowns and analyses of the latest Severance episode.
They never showed the ham because… it was never about the ham. #severance
February 23, 2025 at 1:35 PM
They never showed the ham because… it was never about the ham. #severance
I’d forgo the Veuve Clicquot in favor of eggs to celebrate getting the promotion, but the only eggs left in town are at Target now and fuck those guys.
February 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I’d forgo the Veuve Clicquot in favor of eggs to celebrate getting the promotion, but the only eggs left in town are at Target now and fuck those guys.
One time I will write “Who purposefully brings a sharpie into a toilet stall?” for my inaugural bathroom graffiti. Until then, all I’ve gotta say is: fuck yes. 💪
February 15, 2025 at 5:29 AM
One time I will write “Who purposefully brings a sharpie into a toilet stall?” for my inaugural bathroom graffiti. Until then, all I’ve gotta say is: fuck yes. 💪
How long do fortune cookies fortunes last? Until the next cookie? Or forever?
January 29, 2025 at 5:53 AM
How long do fortune cookies fortunes last? Until the next cookie? Or forever?
Surely I can’t be the only one untangling a skein of yarn at the bar after playing pinball at 10:30pm on a Tuesday, right?
January 29, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Surely I can’t be the only one untangling a skein of yarn at the bar after playing pinball at 10:30pm on a Tuesday, right?
In Kendall Square. As far as corporate swag goes, blue puffer jackets are the new Patagonia dirty snow-colored knit zip-ups.
January 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
In Kendall Square. As far as corporate swag goes, blue puffer jackets are the new Patagonia dirty snow-colored knit zip-ups.
Why do fake bonsais exist? Fake snake plant? Sure. Fake fiddle leaf fig? Ehh. But bonsais? Whose idea was this?
January 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Why do fake bonsais exist? Fake snake plant? Sure. Fake fiddle leaf fig? Ehh. But bonsais? Whose idea was this?
Fuck your star chart, tell me your MyChart.
January 6, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Fuck your star chart, tell me your MyChart.
I want to kiss you the way a comet kisses the atmosphere.
January 4, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I want to kiss you the way a comet kisses the atmosphere.
NYE omen just dropped: I saw someone get out of a car with numbered balloons. She made it out with a 2, 0, and 5, but the wind picked up and the second 2 blew away.
December 31, 2024 at 5:25 PM
NYE omen just dropped: I saw someone get out of a car with numbered balloons. She made it out with a 2, 0, and 5, but the wind picked up and the second 2 blew away.
There’s this guy across me on the T who looks like he tried to dress punk but ended up looking like Zoolander. He’s taking up 2 other seats with a backpack and duffle bag, and he just put a banana peel on the one next to him.
*4* seats.
If this was NYC, he’d be getting his ass whooped by now.
*4* seats.
If this was NYC, he’d be getting his ass whooped by now.
December 23, 2024 at 12:26 AM
There’s this guy across me on the T who looks like he tried to dress punk but ended up looking like Zoolander. He’s taking up 2 other seats with a backpack and duffle bag, and he just put a banana peel on the one next to him.
*4* seats.
If this was NYC, he’d be getting his ass whooped by now.
*4* seats.
If this was NYC, he’d be getting his ass whooped by now.
Petting all the yarn at Michael’s is like petting an emotional support animal. 🥹
December 22, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Petting all the yarn at Michael’s is like petting an emotional support animal. 🥹
Microplastics be damned. I’m letting these snowflakes melt onto my tongue bc your planet only dies once, amirite?
December 20, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Microplastics be damned. I’m letting these snowflakes melt onto my tongue bc your planet only dies once, amirite?
If you can't handle me at my first half of Dance Yrself Clean, then you don't deserve me at my second half of Dance Yrself Clean.
December 19, 2024 at 6:29 PM
If you can't handle me at my first half of Dance Yrself Clean, then you don't deserve me at my second half of Dance Yrself Clean.
I wonder if Nils Frahm ever leaves reviews for toilet brushes.
December 16, 2024 at 6:08 PM
I wonder if Nils Frahm ever leaves reviews for toilet brushes.
Is there a word for when you’re sitting in the tub with the shower head on? Not quite a bath, not quite a shower…
Surely there’s a word for it in German.
Surely there’s a word for it in German.
December 13, 2024 at 6:18 AM
Is there a word for when you’re sitting in the tub with the shower head on? Not quite a bath, not quite a shower…
Surely there’s a word for it in German.
Surely there’s a word for it in German.
Still not seeing any “2025 will be *my* year!” posts.
Welp. If no one’s taking 2025, guess *I’ll* take it. Sorry y’all, 2025 is mine now.
Welp. If no one’s taking 2025, guess *I’ll* take it. Sorry y’all, 2025 is mine now.
December 13, 2024 at 5:40 AM
Still not seeing any “2025 will be *my* year!” posts.
Welp. If no one’s taking 2025, guess *I’ll* take it. Sorry y’all, 2025 is mine now.
Welp. If no one’s taking 2025, guess *I’ll* take it. Sorry y’all, 2025 is mine now.
December 6, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Just saw someone drop an AirPod into a wet footprint on the pizzeria floor and put it right back in their ear. They def don’t need a COVID booster.
December 6, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Just saw someone drop an AirPod into a wet footprint on the pizzeria floor and put it right back in their ear. They def don’t need a COVID booster.
I’ve always thought saying “next year is so 👏 my 👏 year!” was a little cheesy and annoying.
But now that I haven’t been hearing *anyone* say it… I’m feeling pretty bummed out, man.
But now that I haven’t been hearing *anyone* say it… I’m feeling pretty bummed out, man.
December 3, 2024 at 10:39 PM
I’ve always thought saying “next year is so 👏 my 👏 year!” was a little cheesy and annoying.
But now that I haven’t been hearing *anyone* say it… I’m feeling pretty bummed out, man.
But now that I haven’t been hearing *anyone* say it… I’m feeling pretty bummed out, man.
Organized my ❤️d Ravelry patterns and pared them down from 1,036 to 706. Funny how tastes change over the years.
December 3, 2024 at 3:02 PM
Organized my ❤️d Ravelry patterns and pared them down from 1,036 to 706. Funny how tastes change over the years.
Stood for a good 5sec at the turnstile wondering why it wouldn’t budge. Then I realized I didn’t scan my Charlie Card.
The sun has not yet risen, and we’re once again off to a great start.
The sun has not yet risen, and we’re once again off to a great start.
December 3, 2024 at 11:49 AM
Stood for a good 5sec at the turnstile wondering why it wouldn’t budge. Then I realized I didn’t scan my Charlie Card.
The sun has not yet risen, and we’re once again off to a great start.
The sun has not yet risen, and we’re once again off to a great start.
I’m both bc that’s the dialectic, baby 👉😎👉
December 3, 2024 at 10:20 AM
I’m both bc that’s the dialectic, baby 👉😎👉