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🏳️‍🌈 They/he. Just a ripple in the digital stream. De-rez the oligarchy. Furry. 🔞Saucy stuff may get shared here - consider yourself warned.
Dems don't realize this meme isn't meant to be a guide on how it's done.
a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee in front of a fire with the words this is fine .
ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee in front of a fire with the words this is fine .
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November 11, 2025 at 5:50 AM
It'd be a damn shame if the overstressed, overworked, overtired, and underpaid air traffic controllers guiding AF1 at its next take off or landing just totally botched the deal next time he farts off to play golf on our dime. Yep... a damn shame.
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 AM
As I have been expressing it, ahem... "Fucked sideways by a Thor dildo with no lube." Or what Mike Johnson calls a Saturday night with his preacher daddy.
November 11, 2025 at 5:27 AM
With those glassy eyes, he's either trippin' or fighting to stay awake due to a lifestyle of staying up until 5AM playing WoW or Fortnite and telling those who have to log off so they can get a few Z's before work, "Sleep is for the weak."
November 11, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Might have worked better if he was attempting to piss on other countries and the fan blew it on the American people.
November 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Who among those 8 wanted to make sure their holiday travel plans weren't upset? It sounds stupid, but in this era I wouldn't be surprised if some of them were motivated by personal inconvenience.
November 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me two or more times, I'm a Democratic senator."
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me two or many more times, I'm a Democratic senator."
November 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Royally-appointed guy friends. Why not?
November 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Fetterman? I'm shocked. SHOCKED, I tell you. Well... not that shocked. At this point he's practically a Republican in blue drag.
November 10, 2025 at 9:57 AM
The sketches got me thinkin' Basil would look really good in a jiujutsu uniform.
November 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Unfortunately, "embarrassing and backwards" seems to be emerging as a core American value these days.
November 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I love the contrast between how the lit area washes out the bricks and the shadow area really brings out the different tones in the bricks. And the location of the light-colored sign and the person walking draw the eye from the upper right bright area down across the image to the left. Brilliant!
November 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Instead of concealer, maybe he should just go full villain and put a gauntlet over his IV hand. Although, Dr. Claw obviously had a greater capacity for affection than Felon47, given he actually had a cat.
a police car is on the screen of a computer
ALT: a police car is on the screen of a computer
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November 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Maybe someday soon we all can search "[name] figure" and NOT just find an endless listing of Funko. I remember looking to see what existed of Tilda Swinton's Ancient One and all I saw was that square-headed, Coraline-eyed little bastard.
November 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
A higher than average chance their husbands beat and SA them?
November 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
That almost reads like someone posting about visiting their grandpa in hospice.

Oh how I wish...
November 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
He's basically made an AI RealDoll.
November 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Of course she always says that. Grok is the only thing in existence, organic or inorganic, that would tell Elon, "I love you." The dude probably can't even say it to himself.
November 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
"Americans are unhappy with Republicans (but not me, NEVER me). Let's throw money at them. That should silence the rabble."
a man in a joker costume with a flower in his tie
ALT: a man in a joker costume with a flower in his tie
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November 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
November 7, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Goddamn. I can smell the vodka through the screen.
November 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
You could totally team up to release prints on MyMiniFactory or something. Your style lends itself well to very paintable minis similar to TwinGoddessMinis or BiteTheBullet. Good detail and form but not so much that it's a nightmare to paint.
November 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
November 7, 2025 at 3:56 PM
"It's a bird - a stork!"
November 7, 2025 at 5:38 AM